Active Now

CosmicWunderkind
Element 99
Malizz
Discussion » Questions » Family » What is the best way to sell my grandmother.
JakobA the unAmerican.

What is the best way to sell my grandmother.

She is old and useless, but surely there are people who could find a use for her.

Posted - October 3, 2016
Tags : None

Responses


  • Make her the special limited edition add-on that comes with the Deluxe Blu-ray edition of the Cocoon movie franchise. 
      October 3, 2016 11:11 AM MDT
    1

  • Donate her to medical school and write her of on your taxes as a charitable contribution deduction.   It's what I did.
      October 3, 2016 11:18 AM MDT
    0

  • 6988
    HEY!  How would Happy Gilmore feel about that question?  
      October 3, 2016 11:55 AM MDT
    0

  • 2515
    Let me call the FBI and get back to you. They know more about trafficking than I do. 
      October 3, 2016 12:13 PM MDT
    2

  • 1523
    Shame on you.  Some day you'll be old and useless.
      October 3, 2016 12:32 PM MDT
    1

  • 5354
    I already am. The kids at the supermarket send each other resigned glances every time I go there.
      October 3, 2016 8:27 PM MDT
    0

  • 1523
    Ah, oh.  You better watch out.
      October 4, 2016 2:26 PM MDT
    0

  • 5835
    Two teenage girls tried to pick me up at the grocery store. I was walking across the parking lot to the entrance when I heard one of them say "Get him!"
      October 4, 2016 5:34 PM MDT
    0

  • 5808
    I'll take her
    i have no family.
    A grandmother 
    might be nice
    ...she can take care of herself yes?
      October 3, 2016 1:12 PM MDT
    1

  • 5354
    No, but she think she can.
      October 3, 2016 8:30 PM MDT
    0

  • 17398
    ebay.................there's a category
      October 3, 2016 1:48 PM MDT
    0

  • 13395
    Maybe some farmer could use her for a scarecrow. 
      October 3, 2016 5:04 PM MDT
    0

  • 5835
    Some people take Granny to a race track and just leave her there. Of course, that only works if Granny can't remember who she is or where she lives.
      October 4, 2016 4:56 AM MDT
    0