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If you were running for President what would your opponent's ads be attacking you for doing or having done?

Posted - October 4, 2016

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  • 17261
    Oh. You should look up the sleazy attacks by Mr. X, aka the former Not Donald Trump, aka now better known as Lago. His campaign running as the President of answerMug has been nothing but attacks against the WingedHeart2016 organization. There will be plenty of wild accusations. ;-)

    #LoveMatters #WingedHeart2016
      October 4, 2016 5:58 AM MDT
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  • Yea well you don't have to worry about me falling for his madness.  I won't vote for anyone that calls The Gunslinger "Steven King's Cowboy" or has some crackpot desired alternate ending to Harry Potter where they stop Voldemort with a stupid floating spell and make him a good guy. 
      October 4, 2016 6:24 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    He did, eh? I won't tell you he is a good guy in private. You did not hear that here. ;-)

    #LoveMatters #WingedHeart2016 This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 4, 2016 6:32 AM MDT
      October 4, 2016 6:31 AM MDT
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  • I'm sure he's already running a new ad now about how you just endorsed him. 
      October 4, 2016 6:33 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Haha. Not as a candidate. He is the worst ever. You can quote me on that. Btw, I said I won't tell you... ;-) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 4, 2016 6:48 AM MDT
      October 4, 2016 6:43 AM MDT
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  • You heard it here folks!  SapphicHeart loves the Not Trump!!
    Don't worry,, he's not dead, only regrouping. 
    (Thank you SapphicHeart, the sentiment is mutual, I can't say the.same about that guy over there tho)
    VOTE NOT TRUMP!
      October 5, 2016 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    I won't tell you...
      October 5, 2016 6:39 PM MDT
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  • Anybody who wears a ten gallon Stetson, cowboy boots and waves guns around is a cowboy to me. And if he's in a book written by Steven King, then he's a Steven King Cowboy.
    Everybody knows that.
    In terms of my.alternate ending  for the Howie Potter movie. 
    How is it wrong to try to avoid having Jedis fighting. Whats wrong with taking that blasted ring to Moldor in a peaceful way?
    Huh? 
      October 5, 2016 6:39 PM MDT
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  • I am not, nor have I ever been in the.past, although, perhaps I may possibly, again, in the.future have anything to do with Old Not Trump. 
    Regardless of how little you miss him.
      October 5, 2016 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 489
    That alleged video tape of me doing something unspeakable with the Crumple-Horned Snorkack...

    Alleged!
      October 4, 2016 6:40 AM MDT
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  • Yea everyone knows that's not "alleged". I've seen interview footage the poor CHS released. He couldn't even show his face during it.  It was all blurred out.  
      October 4, 2016 6:43 AM MDT
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  • 44228
    They would attack me for spending too much time here.
      October 4, 2016 6:49 AM MDT
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  • 52936
    "Ladies and gentlemen, ask yourselves if you can truly trust a man whose primary concerns in life are grammar and nipples, and not always necessarily in that order!"



    ~
      October 4, 2016 7:21 AM MDT
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  • 489
    not to mention an unhealthy obsession with tildes 
      October 4, 2016 7:29 AM MDT
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  • 52936
    Hey!
    ~
      October 4, 2016 7:32 AM MDT
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  • 44228
    I'll write you in Randy.
      October 4, 2016 9:50 AM MDT
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  • 52936
    Thanks, Pal. (The envelope will be waiting for you in the usual place.)
    ~
      October 4, 2016 10:14 PM MDT
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  • 314
    Supporting these folks in any way I can.....



      October 4, 2016 7:45 AM MDT
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  • **LIKE**
      October 5, 2016 6:44 PM MDT
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  • 10513
    illegal genetic engineering (I engineered a 60 day Mighty Might plant into a 45 day Might plant). Cheers!
      October 4, 2016 8:34 AM MDT
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  • A penchant for foul language, a taste for booze and smoke, chasing women, picking JMP as a VP....  The list of things my foes can and do use against me   is Impressively long.  That's why I deserve y'all's votes. I represent my fellow dregs, unwashed, and unrefined.  Those born with a plastic spoon in their mouth.
      October 4, 2016 8:38 AM MDT
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  • 44228
    Can I be your campaign manager? I'll supply the beer. Hell, I was born with a wooden spoon up my ass.
      October 4, 2016 9:53 AM MDT
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  • We are so grassroots we don't have a "campaign manager"   the supporters as a whole fill that role.  It's a major reason we are prone to repeated faux-pas and public embarrassments.  We see at as keeping us where we belong.  At the will of the constituent and as transparency initiative.  We skip the title position of damage control and let the pieces fall where they may.  In our out of our favor.
      October 4, 2016 1:59 PM MDT
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  • It would probably be something related to past indiscretions. But, of course, everybody would know the.allegations wouldn't be true. 
      October 5, 2016 6:29 PM MDT
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