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I've been camping - living in the woods for the last five days.

Posted - November 19, 2016

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  • 46117
    What did you do there all that time?  What woods?  Were there bears?  Was the Blair Witch around?  No.  I guess not or you wouldn't be here to tell us about it.

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  • 3523
    We were in the Ocala National Forest, Florida.  It's funny you should ask about bears, we saw a mama bear and here two cubs.  Cool, eh?
      November 19, 2016 10:19 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Very!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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      November 19, 2016 10:32 PM MST
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  • 17401
    I loved this.  Those bears were having a large time!!!  The end was questionable.  :)
      November 19, 2016 11:52 PM MST
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  • 46117
    The first thing I saw, Thrift, was those kids toys.  What are those parents thinking?  Then  I realized the kids were in the house.   This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 19, 2016 11:56 PM MST
      November 19, 2016 11:53 PM MST
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  • 3523
    I loved this video.  Black bears are kind of like big dogs.  But like dogs, some can be unpredictable.
      November 20, 2016 11:51 AM MST
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  • 17401
    You don't play with bears but they are fun to watch.  Bears have been around wherever I happen to be living at any given time in my life.  Where I live now is the first place where they occasionally appear in town.  Unless they smell food they usually keep walking but the smells of warm foods are very enticing to them.
      November 20, 2016 12:17 PM MST
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  • 46117
    They are just awesome to watch. I agree.  I can see why that woman thought it was worth their messing up a few things in the back yard.  This scene will live with that family forever.    Precious.  But, we can also see why we cannot just let them co-habitate near us anywhere. 

    They are trouble waiting to happen.   I love them and would love the opportunity to interact with them, but the way they react to food is kind of terrifying.  Nothing is going to come between them and a meal when they are starving, even us.   
      November 20, 2016 12:22 PM MST
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  • Wow! That bear family is wonderful! Does anybody ever make pets out of bears? How does it work out?
    Thank you so much, Sharonna.
    I loved watching every moment.
    Except when Mama bear gets near the chlorine and the electrics.
    Hope they were okay in the end...
      November 22, 2016 1:45 AM MST
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  • "Yes" ... I think there was a cross-wind.

      November 19, 2016 10:44 PM MST
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  • 6988
    We gotta know----------- if a bear defecates in the woods -------
      November 20, 2016 5:45 AM MST
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  • 46117
    The original question was Does a bear eliminate excretia in the woods as a comeback to the obvious.

    If a bear excretes in the woods, it is silent so it is a lot like the sound of one hand clapping.  If you are in the woods and scream?  Something will hear you.  Not like the Alien


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