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THIS IS AN ANSWERMUG SPECIAL ALERT! Please do not attempt a keyword search using a tilde as the only character! Your computer will explode

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Posted - December 25, 2016

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  • 17261
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      December 25, 2016 3:37 AM MST
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  • 52903
    Hey!
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      December 25, 2016 3:38 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Wut?
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      December 25, 2016 3:42 AM MST
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  • 52903
    You're contributing to the problem, Troublemaker. 
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      December 25, 2016 4:03 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I am? B-but I'm a good girl.
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      December 25, 2016 4:32 AM MST
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  • 52903
    This is the worst case of tilde-envy I've ever seen. 

    Please lie down; I need to examine you.



      December 25, 2016 4:37 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Female doctor, please...

      December 25, 2016 5:07 AM MST
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  • 52903
    Just close your eyes and imagine me in a wig. It's the exact same thing. 



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      December 25, 2016 7:13 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Err. I can assure you it won't be the same thing. Ahem.
      December 25, 2016 12:49 PM MST
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  • 52903
    So it's my fault that you don't have a very good imagination?Cold and sticky!
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      December 25, 2016 1:44 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Those big hands can never give me the illusion of a woman's hand on my body. Sorry. :-/
      December 25, 2016 1:47 PM MST
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  • 52903
    "Those big hands".  It's as if she already knows me, folks. 

    :)
      December 25, 2016 1:48 PM MST
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  • 9778
      December 25, 2016 3:41 AM MST
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  • 52903
    Folks, this woman is going to have me weeping for joy.
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      December 25, 2016 4:04 AM MST
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  • 2217
    That's all right, I got a new one for Christmas
      December 25, 2016 5:26 AM MST
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  • 46117
    No one respects you.  This proves it.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 25, 2016 12:43 PM MST
      December 25, 2016 5:30 AM MST
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  • but my computer already exploded :/
      December 25, 2016 12:43 PM MST
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