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Benedict Arnold

Why would any man pay $179 for an Amazon Echo?

For crying out loud Alexa.   If any of us wanted to listen to a know-it-all woman who doesn't put out we would just get married.

Posted - January 2, 2017
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  • 2960
    Some people want to live in Star Trek. They'll buy anything to convince them that they are living in Star Trek.
      January 2, 2017 7:35 PM MST
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  • I love Star Trek.   Have no desire to live in Star Trek though.  Actually it's rather Dystopian in my opinion. But hey,  who cares what I think.
      January 2, 2017 7:38 PM MST
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  • 2960
    You don't like a One Universe Government ruled by a class of elite intellectuals?
      January 2, 2017 8:05 PM MST
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  • Not really.   
      January 2, 2017 8:22 PM MST
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  • 2465
    What do guys expect?  What makes you think we'd wanna put out after you guys walk past us, laughing and farting as you lift your leg in animation?  It's not exactly what we consider foreplay, ya know.  ;)

     
      January 2, 2017 8:47 PM MST
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  • 169
    Maybe a guy who secretly likes being nagged and can't find an actual woman would buy it..... lol

    On the plus side - at least you could shut the Amazon Echo up easier than most women  This post was edited by fallnhope at January 2, 2017 9:27 PM MST
      January 2, 2017 9:24 PM MST
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  • If you get Siri and Cortana you could live as a virtual Mormom.
      January 2, 2017 9:27 PM MST
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  • 169
    You sure could!

    I know Samsung had something similar at one point and I disabled it as far as I could, it was annoying.
      January 2, 2017 9:28 PM MST
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  • That had to be exceptionally useless.
      January 2, 2017 9:30 PM MST
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  • 169
    It was and it didn't work right 99% of the time.
      January 2, 2017 9:35 PM MST
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  • I would imagine.  Too small of a user base for it to "learn".
      January 2, 2017 9:48 PM MST
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  • 169
    Very true, but it could've just been me. I don't have a strong accent at all but even my dragon speech-to-text has trouble.
      January 2, 2017 10:08 PM MST
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  • lol...Can't understand that drawl eh?
      January 2, 2017 10:10 PM MST
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  • 169
    I guess not, lol.


    But I still swear that it isn't very noticeable
      January 2, 2017 10:13 PM MST
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  • 2465
    I was gonna take offense to your last sentence, until I realized you're absolutely right. 

    Re: Shutting up Amazon Echo

    lol This post was edited by ProblemCh1ld at January 3, 2017 4:19 PM MST
      January 2, 2017 11:16 PM MST
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  • 22891
    probably cause they want one
      January 2, 2017 9:24 PM MST
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