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Discussion » Questions » Humor and Jokes » Did I say you could call in sick?

Did I say you could call in sick?

If you're breathing, you should be here.

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  • 10526
    I would come in if I could walk but I'm shaking too badly.  If I cared about my job, I wouldn't be shooting up.

      January 11, 2017 11:55 AM MST
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  • 1036
    It's never a good thing when you find out the superstar who did the best work for your company was high the whole time.
      January 11, 2017 1:31 PM MST
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  • 10526
    That is why denial is so popular.
      January 11, 2017 1:59 PM MST
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  • 4820
    Jokes on you.  I come in sick so I can save my sick time for fun stuff.  If I'm gonna be miserable anyways, might as well do it at a place that makes me miserable and gets paid.
      January 11, 2017 12:01 PM MST
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  • 1036
    Okay Ferris.
      January 11, 2017 2:09 PM MST
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  • 704
    Gotta pay that! :D
      January 11, 2017 4:06 PM MST
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  • 3177
    but i didnt want to make everyone else sick
      January 11, 2017 12:53 PM MST
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  • 1036
    Thank you, thank you.
      January 11, 2017 2:09 PM MST
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  • 533
    Why aren't you here to take care of me?  Huh? tell me
      January 11, 2017 2:45 PM MST
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  • 1036
    I stopped to pick up some soup, but this dude wouldn't sell me any.


      January 11, 2017 3:31 PM MST
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  • 505
    hahahaha he is always in a bad mood.
      January 12, 2017 1:32 PM MST
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  • 9210
    B-but... you promise don't me to sing Soft Kitty to me... oomph.

      January 11, 2017 3:20 PM MST
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  • 1036
    *clears throat*
      January 11, 2017 3:26 PM MST
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  • 9210
    Aww. I think I might have the fever... care to take my temperature too..? Ahem.

      January 11, 2017 3:51 PM MST
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  • 1036
    Let me see...

    Yes... you're a little warm...
      January 11, 2017 3:55 PM MST
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  • 9210
    Is it better if I stay in bed?
      January 11, 2017 4:04 PM MST
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  • 1036
      January 11, 2017 6:21 PM MST
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  • 9210
      January 11, 2017 10:49 PM MST
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  • 245
    Tammy, if you found Sapph "warm" earlier, you should find her real "hot" now. Which proves she has "the hots" for you, doesn't it?
    May I join?

    This post was edited by Wisdom Tooth at January 11, 2017 11:41 PM MST
      January 11, 2017 11:02 PM MST
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  • 9210
    Oh Wiz, we don't play in the mixed league. You know that, you tease! ;-)

      January 11, 2017 11:41 PM MST
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  • 1036
    Even though it's like feeding a fever... I'm okay with that.
      January 12, 2017 6:24 AM MST
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  • 9210
    Mhmm... M-me toooooo... Omg... Sorry, I have too... I can't... resist...

      January 12, 2017 6:31 AM MST
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  • 1036
    Oopsie...
      January 12, 2017 10:04 AM MST
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  • 9210
    Yassss.

      January 12, 2017 10:29 AM MST
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