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Please disperse. Nothing to see here?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - January 21, 2017

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  • Just walking. Nothing to see here !  

      January 21, 2017 6:27 AM MST
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  • 17261
      January 21, 2017 8:41 AM MST
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  • That's a sensational .gif, Rooster. :) I needed something to take my mind off all the heavy questions.
      January 21, 2017 1:22 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Only one heavy question from my side. Sorry I couldn't keep pace fabricating more than I did. Meh.
      January 21, 2017 1:29 PM MST
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  • I know it's a funny question, and I'm missing my chance for a funny answer, but I was on the receiving end once.

    Almost 60 years ago (I've had time to heal) I was knocked down by a car which then ran over my legs. I was lying on the road waiting for an ambulance, and a crowd gathered from somewhere. They just stood there looking at me. I wasn't writhing or screaming, I was just lying there chatting to a bystander who was the only person to offer any help and who kept me company until help arrived. 

    I've never really been keen on looky-loos. I don't see the pleasure in wallowing in somebody's misfortune. 

    Nevertheless, SH, that was a great picture you posted (nearly as good as Rooster's) and very ironic. Let's see if I can find one to go with it. 
      January 21, 2017 1:33 PM MST
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  • 17261
    You didn't miss your opportunity. As for me, you're welcome to add a sense many replies as you feel like. I love your replies. I've never understood that concept at staring like that, like on the highway, everyone is so busy looking at the accidents that they make new ones. Sighs.
      January 21, 2017 1:43 PM MST
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  • 52931
    What house burning down?  I didn't see any house fire.  There was a house on fire?  (I was probably distracted.)


      January 21, 2017 5:03 PM MST
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  • 17261
    No house burning. Oh. Sorry, you're busy. Keep it on. Ciao.
      January 21, 2017 5:06 PM MST
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  • 52931
    What do you want?  I'm no fireman or paramedic!


      January 21, 2017 6:19 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Told you, keep it on.. oh.. she ran off? 
      January 22, 2017 1:11 AM MST
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  • 52931
    (She'll be meeting me later, nosey one.)
    ~
      January 22, 2017 5:14 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Sorry, it happened again, eh? Don't wait up too long, it's just a polite way to get away without telling you... I'll be around to support you if you need a shoulder to cry out at. There there.
      January 22, 2017 5:32 AM MST
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  • 52931
    Thank you, my Gal Pal. I'll take up up on that if need be.  If she doesn't show, however, I won't exactly be heartbroken; there are always others. 

    ~
      January 22, 2017 5:36 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Randy, it's an old photo. Did you find it in your dads drawer?
      January 22, 2017 5:54 AM MST
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  • 52931
    I like old women, what can I say?

    ~
      January 22, 2017 5:57 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Old photos, not old women. ;-)
      January 22, 2017 7:09 AM MST
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  • 52931
    Ok, so I like both. Sue me.

    ~
      January 22, 2017 7:38 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. Nah. Grilly didn't get lucky with that. Still missing her.
      January 22, 2017 7:40 AM MST
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  • 52931
    Did someone say Grilly?  I have her vintage photos also. She's always been a cutie-pie!

    ~
      January 22, 2017 7:50 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I know, but you had to... Meh. :-/
      January 22, 2017 8:32 AM MST
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  • 52931
    I keep telling you: I didn't do anything to her, I have nothing to do with her absence, she merely found a new Q&A site!  In fact, she is the one who left me, she's the one who broke it apart, she is the one who walked away!


    ~
      January 22, 2017 11:49 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I know the story, Randy. You pushed her off with all your lawyers. Ugh.
      January 22, 2017 12:15 PM MST
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  • Maybe what's most visible is on the inside.
      January 22, 2017 8:05 AM MST
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  • 17261
    At times, yes.
      January 22, 2017 8:31 AM MST
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