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What do YOU and Trump have in common? 1000 credits best answer. Humor encouraged.

We are both Geminis, and he announced his candidacy on my Birthday!!

How bout that for a gift, folks!?



No hurtful or hateful comments please.

Posted - January 21, 2017

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  • 2658
    We breathe in oxygen and breath out carbon dioxide.
      January 21, 2017 5:24 PM MST
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  • Ha, 
    That's good B, thanks.
      January 21, 2017 5:52 PM MST
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  • We both sit down to crap. 
      January 21, 2017 5:51 PM MST
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  • Very good!
    Thanks !
      January 21, 2017 5:52 PM MST
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  • Of course, I do it in the toilet and he does it on the people, but what the heck? 
      January 21, 2017 6:01 PM MST
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  • 22853
    He was on a TV show.

    And I like "I Love Lucy," a TV show.

    :)




    UPDATE: wait -- I don't think my answer quite fits your criteria, ha! But I like it anyway! This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at January 23, 2017 8:11 AM MST
      January 21, 2017 6:05 PM MST
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  • Still a good answer W, )
    Thanks.
      January 21, 2017 8:48 PM MST
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  • 22853
    You're welcome, Lago.
    :)
      January 22, 2017 8:39 AM MST
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  • We both like women lol
      January 21, 2017 7:48 PM MST
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  • That's funny. 
    Thank you Oz.
      January 21, 2017 8:46 PM MST
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  • 32536
    We agree on policy. 
    We have a family run business. 
    Have children (3 boys and 2 girls) 
    Have grandchildren but not the same amount

      January 21, 2017 8:08 PM MST
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  • Good answer My2, Thanks, 
    Not very humorous tho. ;)
      January 21, 2017 8:41 PM MST
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  • 3191
    We are both prone to speaking our minds and ticking people off by doing so.  


      January 21, 2017 8:29 PM MST
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  • He definitely does that. But then again, who, that speaks his mind doesn't?
    I figure that if you never ever upset somebody's sensitivities at one point or another, maybe you're not being entirely honest. Thank you Bozette. I appreciate your response.
      January 21, 2017 8:44 PM MST
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  • 3463
    When Bozette ticks people off, it is a work of art.
      January 21, 2017 8:48 PM MST
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  • 3463
    And you do it so well.
      January 21, 2017 8:46 PM MST
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  • Why would you just want to tick people off?
      January 21, 2017 8:57 PM MST
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  • 3191
    Thank you, LM!  :)
      January 21, 2017 9:46 PM MST
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  • 3375
    Bozette, you always do it with class and a lot of smarts.  

    Good seeing you back on!  We have missed you.
      January 21, 2017 10:05 PM MST
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  • 3191
    Thank you on both counts, Peas!  I missed y'all, too.  :)
      January 21, 2017 10:29 PM MST
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  • 3463
    My pleasure.
      January 22, 2017 9:09 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Every time I have to go number 2? A part of me turns  into Donald.   I look in the bowl and there he is again, taking a break from all his Twittering, to see his first home.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 23, 2017 8:11 AM MST
      January 21, 2017 8:31 PM MST
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  • I just saw your empty response. Im afraid to ask what was it. )
    (You should have left it up)
      January 21, 2017 8:45 PM MST
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  • 46117
    OH yeah.    Like I  would take it off .   Be patient.   LOL



    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 23, 2017 8:12 AM MST
      January 21, 2017 8:47 PM MST
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