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Benedict Arnold

What's a collective noun for politicians?

We have a muder of crows, a pride of lions, a flock of sheep: what's a collective noun for politicans? (Try to keep it fun. Puhleeze!) 

Posted - January 21, 2017
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  • A scourge of mosquitoes! A Drove of Asses! A bloat of Hippopotamuses! I could do this all night.
      January 21, 2017 7:36 PM MST
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  • Indeed you could, Corey. 
      January 21, 2017 7:52 PM MST
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  • A Richard of Craniums?
      January 21, 2017 7:41 PM MST
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  • Oh, Ozgirl, you must be thinking of Tony Abbott and his cronies. Now go and sit in the corner and say 50 times, "I will be nice, I will be nice..." 
      January 21, 2017 7:53 PM MST
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  • Lol... Yes, but not them alone :) ... And a particularly Aussie slant that will go unappreciated by the masses me thinks. *sigh* ... As for being good, but in my nature :)
      January 21, 2017 10:04 PM MST
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  • 5808
    a Box of Politicians
      January 21, 2017 7:48 PM MST
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  • Not bad, Baba. Undoubtedly, like a box of cigars, they all look alike. :) 
      January 21, 2017 7:55 PM MST
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  • A flock of air heads 
      January 21, 2017 7:52 PM MST
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  • Awww. I wonder what it is about politicians that would make us all agree with you? 
      January 21, 2017 7:55 PM MST
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  • I'm not sure, maybe it's their grace, charm, honesty & hair styles.  
      January 21, 2017 8:00 PM MST
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  • You left far reaching visions lol
      January 21, 2017 10:05 PM MST
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  • lol, I meant to leave it out as I wasn't referring to the aid of any sort of hallucinogens, don't get me wrong, I'd be a hypocrite to can hallucinogens.. it's just that I don't have access to a red button.. well I actually do but the worse thing I could do is burn a pie.
      January 21, 2017 11:44 PM MST
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  • Free to air enemas 
      January 21, 2017 7:56 PM MST
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  • Absolute classic!
      January 21, 2017 8:11 PM MST
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  • Stop picking on us, it's a tough gig you know.

    Anyway I have a wall to build.

      January 21, 2017 8:17 PM MST
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  • A trash bin
      January 21, 2017 8:19 PM MST
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  • Not a happy thought. I once overheard a woman telling her friend she couldn't understand why politicians weren't given more respect. She thought they did a good job. I wondered what planet she was from.
      January 21, 2017 8:22 PM MST
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  • I shake my head at politician apologists too.   I don't get it at all.
      January 21, 2017 10:35 PM MST
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  • Fascio
      January 21, 2017 9:03 PM MST
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  • Interesting. I read it the obvious way and had to look up its origins. As "group" it's dead right but the connotations are grim. 
      January 21, 2017 9:53 PM MST
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    A passel of putzes.
      January 21, 2017 9:27 PM MST
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  • Gotta love it, Gator. 
      January 21, 2017 10:34 PM MST
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  • A Vacuum of Congress
    A  Smokescreen of Senators
    A Gaggle of Governors
    A Tantrum of Presidents


      January 21, 2017 9:50 PM MST
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  • You've really nailed it, Karen. I love the way you think. Those are clever.
      January 21, 2017 9:54 PM MST
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