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Hypothetical Q only - Suppose you were a suspect how should the authority give a description of you?

Posted - February 2, 2017
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  • Undeniably cute
    Favorable personality
    Outlandish charm
      February 2, 2017 8:17 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Wow you will be one adorable suspect;))
      February 2, 2017 8:19 PM MST
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  • Did you notice the acronym?
      February 2, 2017 8:22 PM MST
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  • 7683
    No ALF where?
      February 2, 2017 8:30 PM MST
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  • U ...
    F ...
    O ...
      February 2, 2017 8:32 PM MST
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  • I missed it the first time. :)
      February 2, 2017 8:47 PM MST
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  • Aw well ... no big deal.
      February 2, 2017 9:34 PM MST
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  • 2658
    Be on the lookout for beans..he comes in many colors and shapes.

    The best I could think of my friend:)
      February 2, 2017 8:25 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Oh that's cho chweet;)))
      February 2, 2017 8:31 PM MST
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  • Acting suspiciously ...lol
      February 2, 2017 8:44 PM MST
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  • 7683
    LOL,that would put them on red alert;)) This post was edited by Veena.K at February 2, 2017 9:43 PM MST
      February 2, 2017 9:40 PM MST
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  • 283
    They would be looking for someone with dog hair on them, as it goes wherever I go. There would be no other description because I would be too stealthy.
      February 2, 2017 8:46 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Oh that would be a vital clue;))
      February 2, 2017 9:41 PM MST
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  • I was a suspect one, Well, kind of. Back in the 1960s,

    A cop followed me into the office building where I worked, dragged me out of the lift (that's elevator if you live on the other side of the Pacific) and wanted me to prove my identity. No problem. Then he showed me a photograph of the guy they were looking for. I could see the resemblance, right down to the ears (that look like a Legion cab driving down the street with both doors open). The guy had murdered a taxi drive and they had cops out at various strategic points looking for him. 

    So I have a doppelganger ... and he kills people.
      February 2, 2017 8:50 PM MST
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  • 7683
    OMG.....that's horrific Didge;((
      February 2, 2017 9:42 PM MST
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  • Oh, I dunno, Veena. It was a long time ago, I never met the guy, and it gave me a story to tell. Horrific for the taxi driver, of course.
      February 2, 2017 9:49 PM MST
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  • 7683
    You must make that incident into a story Didge, you really should!
      February 2, 2017 10:55 PM MST
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  • Life's full of stories but I never thought of that as being one of them. Maybe I can work it into a blog. Yes, I see how. Thanks for the suggestion, Veena. 
      February 2, 2017 11:01 PM MST
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  • 7683
    I'll await;))
      February 3, 2017 6:35 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Wears dark clothing;  very fast runner -outruns police dogs and dodges bullets.
      February 3, 2017 4:24 AM MST
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  • 7683
    Ha ha I do love the description outruns police dogs and dodges bullets...so racy;))
      February 3, 2017 6:36 PM MST
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