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Have you heard about fabric softener being part of a mass sterilization program?

Posted - February 5, 2017

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  • No,  I have not .... But I'm pretty sure the government is putting tracking chips in bananas and yogart . So don't take them home ... Or to work....Or ANYWHERE!  
      February 5, 2017 9:28 PM MST
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  • That's not funny.  


    #sheeple
      February 5, 2017 9:32 PM MST
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  • No ..... It's very serious 
      February 5, 2017 9:35 PM MST
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  • Wake up.  You're whole life is part of a Luciferian cult experiment.
      February 5, 2017 9:42 PM MST
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  • Yeah maybe .... But I can turn back time cos I have the power... SNAP! Ouch ... My kneck hurts :(
      February 5, 2017 9:45 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Oh really Jamie!
      February 5, 2017 9:54 PM MST
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  • Well,  maybe not really .... But just fake that is true :p 
      February 5, 2017 9:55 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Fake that's true.....ha ha oh Jamie you are killing me;))
      February 5, 2017 9:58 PM MST
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  • 6126
    Just say it's an "alternative fact" and you're good to go. ;)
      February 6, 2017 4:02 AM MST
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  • 7776
    Time for bed Glis. Goodnight Honey.;-)
      February 5, 2017 9:52 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Zack is Glis a girl? I'm so confused,there are profile names which are confusing, I can't make out their gender;((
      February 5, 2017 9:56 PM MST
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  • 7776
    I have no idea.LOL
      February 5, 2017 9:56 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Let's await Glis's response;))
      February 5, 2017 9:57 PM MST
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  • Nope.
      February 5, 2017 9:58 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Oh thanks Glis for your response!
      February 5, 2017 9:59 PM MST
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  • Yep
      February 5, 2017 10:01 PM MST
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  • No way.  I gotta look for answers in this coffee filter crusted with homebrew methcathinone.
      February 5, 2017 9:57 PM MST
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  • Okay .... First you call Glis "honey" then you're gonna start answering polls way he wants you to? Ummmm NO! :p I'm separating you two .... Stat! 
      February 5, 2017 9:58 PM MST
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  • 7776
    HEY WAIT!!!I'm sorry Jaimie. COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
      February 5, 2017 9:59 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Ok what's cooking Zack?))
      February 5, 2017 10:00 PM MST
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  • 7776
    Nothing has been cooking around here for a very long time.:-(
      February 5, 2017 10:01 PM MST
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  • I can't .... The yogurt and bananas have taken over my brain :(
      February 5, 2017 10:02 PM MST
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  • Quick! Clandestine methcathinone is the only way to stop it.
      February 5, 2017 10:03 PM MST
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  • OKAY! If I understood those words I would get lots of that ... STAT! 
      February 5, 2017 10:04 PM MST
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