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Benedict Arnold

Suppose the US government, in the interest of public health, outlawed pizza...

How would you smuggle one in for Not Flo's birthday? Would pizza smugglers be pursued like drug smugglers, leading to a new Roaring 20s?

Posted - February 15, 2017
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  • 5455
    Not Flo would have to learn the secret handshake to be allowed into my illicit pizza restaurant.


    However my illegal pizza establishment does deliver!  Just find us on the dark web.  We only accept Bitcoin.
      February 15, 2017 9:45 PM MST
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  • You're an absolute saint, Livvie. I hope the FBI isn't monitoring aMug. :(
      February 15, 2017 9:57 PM MST
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  • 5455
    They came knocking on the door of my illegal pizza place.  I told them to come back later.
      February 15, 2017 10:00 PM MST
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  • I'd be OK with that but then I have to be the only person in the world who doesn't like chocolate and ice cream either. 
      February 16, 2017 12:22 AM MST
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  • B-but, Yoga Fan, it's for Not Flo's birthday and Not Flo is a pizza addict. it would be an inhuman punishment.
      February 16, 2017 2:56 AM MST
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