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In all your years reading newspapers and magazines, what's the cleverest headline you can remember?

Posted - February 22, 2017

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    Kim Kardashian, shows off her big butt again.
      February 22, 2017 11:27 PM MST
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  • That was a headline?
      February 22, 2017 11:50 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Man loses arm; applauds kindness of neighbors. 
      February 23, 2017 12:45 AM MST
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  • Now THAT is definitely clever! 
      February 23, 2017 12:57 AM MST
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  • Well, the Chicago Tribune did not feel all that clever on the morning of November 3, 1948...
    I was only four years old, but I remember!

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 23, 2017 11:10 AM MST
      February 23, 2017 2:51 AM MST
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  • Dang, Virginia, you just can't believe what you read in the papers. I'll bet Truman got a laugh out of it. 
      February 23, 2017 3:12 AM MST
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  • 9777
    There are lots of funny headlines you can find on the internet, but one that I remember seeing in the actual newspaper many years ago was: 'Lynda Bird Johnson Unveils Bust'.  

    In Minnesota we have towns named Fertile and Climax and local legend has it that a headline once read 'Fertile Woman Killed at Climax'. 
      February 23, 2017 4:48 AM MST
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  • What a way to go. Transition at the point of passion. :D

    I'll bet Ladybird had a laugh at that first one. 
      February 23, 2017 8:58 AM MST
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