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Normal bodily functions....funny...or gross?

Posted - March 7, 2017

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  • 9777
    Bodily functions are, or should be, a private thing. 
      March 7, 2017 3:23 PM MST
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  • Hummmm. Debatable.   When I meet someone for the first time I like to let one off.  If the person laughs I know he is a good person and we will be friends.  If he frowns I dismiss him with ridicule and contempt.
      March 7, 2017 3:34 PM MST
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  • 7280
    Reminds me of an old book---What Do You Say after You Say Hello?  (by: Eric Berne)
      March 7, 2017 3:46 PM MST
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  • I remember listening to an interview with Warren Mitchell once, on the problems associated with growing old ... Two things he said stayed with me... Never trust a fart, and never waste an erection!
      March 7, 2017 3:28 PM MST
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  • Bodily functions? How profane. I don't have those... ;)


      March 7, 2017 5:24 PM MST
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  • And those bubbles of air coming out your butt smell like roses huh?!
      March 7, 2017 5:47 PM MST
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  • It's more like patchouli :P
      March 7, 2017 5:49 PM MST
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  • Patchouli gives me a migraine! Think I'd rather smell the passing fart...migraines hurt
      March 7, 2017 5:55 PM MST
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  • They have their uses when needed! LOL
      March 7, 2017 5:54 PM MST
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  • Lmfao! That's great! Blue flame club! 
      March 7, 2017 5:56 PM MST
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  • 7683
    My hubby watches CNBC a lot, he is into shares...whenever Jim Cramer comes online with his stock picks, I watch him and wonder if someone is around to wipe away his saliva which seems to burst out when he is passonately talking....( no one mentioned saliva...I thought I must;))
      March 7, 2017 6:18 PM MST
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  • 3523
    No one mentioned sex as a normal bodily function.  What kind of a mind (if you believe in a creator) could come up with such a thing.  It's neither funny nor gross, it just seems bizarre to me.
      March 7, 2017 7:19 PM MST
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  • 22891
    depends on what they were doing
      March 7, 2017 8:53 PM MST
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  • 1919
    LOL!!!! Pull my finger.????
      March 8, 2017 3:49 AM MST
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  •   March 8, 2017 6:20 AM MST
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  • 1919
    Hehe!!! :)
      March 8, 2017 6:49 AM MST
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