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#10 Are you the first child in your family?

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"Ten weird signs that you are highly intelligent, according to science" 
- First born children are usually the cleverest, with measurable differences in IQ as early as age one – and it’s thanks to their parents.


Posted - March 14, 2017

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  • 19942
    It's a tough position.  The first is the one who breaks all the new ground -  has all the arguments with parents and makes it easier for the ones who come later.  :)
      March 14, 2017 4:14 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    I'm an only child; but in talking to my dad when I was a little older, I got the impression they would have welcomed more.

    Possibly heading off my thoughts that I had missed having a sibling; my dad said that if he had $20 to spend on his kids and I had a sibling, I would get $10.---while as it was, I got the whole $20.

    (It wasn't about money---dad was an accountant and money was his second language.)
      March 14, 2017 11:40 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Wouldn't have changed your status as first born, but liked your anecdote and you're father talking his second language. :-)
      March 14, 2017 3:35 PM MDT
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  • I'd have loved to be the seventh son of a seventh son and have all that mystical ability but my ancestors had absolutely no stamina. I'm fourth of five kids. (And my little brother is still a pain in the butt.)
      March 14, 2017 12:24 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Haha. Baby brothers, eh? To me you'll be the seventh son of a seventh son. Cos we can say so here. Yus!
      March 14, 2017 3:39 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    that picture is funny
      March 14, 2017 1:36 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    I sure felt like this about my baby brother more than once. Shh.
      March 14, 2017 3:40 PM MDT
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  • I thought so too, Pearl.
      March 14, 2017 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 22907
    I think the picture is funny, too!!
    Ha!
    :)
      March 14, 2017 3:43 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no, im in the middle with my twin sister and two brothers in between
      March 14, 2017 1:37 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    I see. Who's oldest twin, you or your sister?
      March 14, 2017 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    I was the first son and the smartest.  Expectations for me were highest.  Does that count?
      March 14, 2017 10:16 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Guess all counts.
      March 14, 2017 11:57 PM MDT
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  • 52936

    I'm the third-born. 
    ~
      May 27, 2017 6:53 AM MDT
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