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Can you retell briefly a traditional fairy story, you may distort the original version too?

Posted - March 18, 2017

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  • 5835
      March 18, 2017 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    I don't understand, could you elaborate, Jewels Vern about what is written in mental floss?

    This post was edited by Veena.K at March 18, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
      March 18, 2017 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    Click and see. It's safe. Rather amusing, too.
      March 19, 2017 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 52905

    Snow Medium Brown and the Seven Day Laborers who live in the apartment next to hers.


    Once upon a time, an urban princess who suffered from insomnia became worried about her neighbors' activities late at night. She believed that they had drilled peepholes into the walls to spy on her when she got undressed.  She couldn't move out immediately because she had signed a six-month lease, and her evil stepmother controlled all of her finances, so she had the building manager move her to a different floor away from them altogether. Additionally, she swore out a complaint at the county courthouse and a judge signed a restraining order. 

    She he lived happily ever after. 
    ~
      March 18, 2017 9:00 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Oh wow...awesome Randy...Awesome;)))
      March 19, 2017 1:47 PM MDT
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  • 52905

    Wrong one, Veena.K.

    Here she is:


    ~
      March 19, 2017 5:11 PM MDT
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  • 16199
    Moldylocks and the Four Bears

    Once upon a time there were four bears - a great big Papa bear, a medium-sized Mama bear, a wee little Baby bear and a grumpy old Mother-in-law bear.
    The Papa bear had a great big chair, the Mama bear had a medium-sized chair, the Baby bear had a wee little chair and the Mother-in-law bear had an electric chair...
      March 18, 2017 9:29 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Oh dear electric chair;))
      March 19, 2017 1:48 PM MDT
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  • Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, a robot said " i have seen attack ships burning off the shoulder of Orion ... i have seen things you people will never see ... time to die... "
    And  the audience wept ... and wondered
      March 18, 2017 9:29 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Quite sad...!
      March 19, 2017 1:51 PM MDT
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  • Yes.. it's from blade runner and is called the tear  In the rain soliquay... It's on you tube and if you have never seen it you should watch it .. a great film and the best part of the film :)
      March 19, 2017 3:54 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    Odyssey - Victorious soldier takes forever to get home, then kills everybody.
      March 19, 2017 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    An epic poem, but well played.

    One of the best examples of fake news I've seen.
      March 19, 2017 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    I ran across a page of those summaries a few days ago and can't find it again.
      March 20, 2017 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 16199
    I can't improve on Roald Dahl's version of Little Red Riding Hood in "Revolting Rhymes"

    "The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
    She whips a pistol from her knickers.
    She aims it at the creature's head
    And 'Bang! Bang! Bang!' She shoots it dead.

    A few weeks later, in the wood
    I came across Miss Riding Hood.
    But what a change! No cloak of red,
    No silly hood upon her head.
    She says, 'Hello, and do please note
    My lovely furry wolfskin coat'."

    She also comes into the Three Little Pigs - and now she has two wolfskin coats and a pigskin briefcase.

      March 21, 2017 3:29 AM MDT
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