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Have you ever wondered if you ate seeds in grapes or watermelon, they might bud in you?

Posted - March 18, 2017

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  • No I never have :) but I was told if ate Apple seeds would grow a tree in my tummy :) ... Never tasted or had a watermelon , ever .... And I only consume crushed grapes ;p WINE! :)
      March 18, 2017 9:33 PM MDT
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  • Watermelon is the best fruit around because you can do this to it.
      March 18, 2017 11:18 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    LOL;))
      March 18, 2017 11:20 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha ha wise gal;)) oh Jamie, watermelons are yummy too...seedless ones!
      March 18, 2017 11:20 PM MDT
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  • Have you been talking to my mother?

    She told me that many times. So far she's been proved wrong. :)
      March 18, 2017 9:42 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Thankfully Didge;))
      March 18, 2017 11:21 PM MDT
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  • Yes Veena.K, I was told that ALL the time as a youngster...however that is one story I never bought into...

    Unlike my father's promise that I should eat the burnt toast because it would give me chest lettuce. Well I ate a lot of burnt toast, in high hopes, but 70 years on now and still waiting for the chest lettuce to appear...
      March 18, 2017 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 52953

    What is chest lettuce supposed to be?

    :)
      March 18, 2017 10:24 PM MDT
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  • Hi Randy D, and Veena.K too...actually I thought "chest lettuce" was an All-American term...however, maybe it is peculiar to Southwest Washington timber country...because, you see, this wonderful thing that my father was promising me if I would eat the burnt toast....wait for it...

    * * *
    chest lettuce = hair on your chest!
      March 18, 2017 11:30 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Back in my teen years, I knew this girl who looked good in a bikini, but she had like 20 long ,dark brown hairs on her chest clevage. Shocking!
      March 19, 2017 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 52953
    "like 20"?

    Resembling 20?
    Similar to 20?
    Compared with 20?


    :(

      March 19, 2017 7:18 AM MDT
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  • Well, good for her I guess that she had the self-confidence to let them show, not pluck them (ouch) or whatever!
      March 19, 2017 10:29 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Burnt toast....ohhhh.....like Randy I too don't know chest lettuce....Virginia;))
      March 18, 2017 11:23 PM MDT
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  • Veena I am not sure how the notifications work, do they let you know I answered under Randy's name?
      March 18, 2017 11:31 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ah....no but how could that be, Virginia..? Maybe answermug is tipsy...;))
    i face a lot of problems too....I type right, but foolish words get printed and I must erase it and retype....I think the notification is malfunction of the highest order!
      March 18, 2017 11:36 PM MDT
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  • Veena, I have not noticed such problems as the words coming out different from what I type, that is very frustrating!
    ...although it does seem that with every Q/A program there are some 'bugs.'
      March 19, 2017 10:37 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Oh, so you too face that problem with words,Virginia? Really frustrating! Yes, there are bugs in most q&a sites.
      March 19, 2017 1:26 PM MDT
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  • 52953


    Most US children are told that from a very young age by their parents, so yes, I used to believe it was true when I was little.  I was afraid to drink any water after swallowing a seed because I thought that germination would begin immediately. 

    ~
      March 18, 2017 10:20 PM MDT
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  • That's ob ...sta ...nent? Yep ;)
      March 18, 2017 10:22 PM MDT
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  • 52953

    P.S.  I carried on the tradition by also telling my own children the same thing. Lol!

    ~
      March 18, 2017 10:28 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Germination ......oh wow;))
      March 18, 2017 11:23 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Oh dear;))
      March 18, 2017 11:24 PM MDT
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  • No.   As a kid though I stuck a bean in me sister's ear after hearing an urban myth about about someone having it done and it growing into their brain. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 19, 2017 5:48 AM MDT
      March 18, 2017 10:42 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha ha oh oh;))
      March 18, 2017 11:24 PM MDT
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