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Why are there no grammar-related products on the grocery shelves? Name as many as you can think of; I'll start the list.




Grammar crackers

Grammar ointment

Medicinal Grammar 

Grammar sauce

Grammar flakes

Pork 'n' Grammar

Grammar seasoning

Grammar garnish

Canned Grammar 

Grammar-flavored

Filet of Grammar 

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Posted - March 20, 2017

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  • Grammar & Cheese
    Grammar Roll-Ups
    Grammar Lovers Pizza
    Pop-n-Grammar Dinner Rolls
    Kibbles-n-Grammar
    (Made With 100% Grammar Juice)
    Grammar Tarts
    60w Grammar Bulbs
    I Can't Believe It's Not Grammar
    Frosted Grammars

      March 21, 2017 2:25 AM MDT
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  • 52951
    TOP PRIZE!

    I love the last two the most!
    :)
      March 21, 2017 6:35 AM MDT
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  • 5614
    Finish the list since no one else cares to.
      March 21, 2017 6:34 AM MDT
    0

  • 52951
    "I find your lack of faith disturbing."  Lol!

    :)
      March 21, 2017 6:36 AM MDT
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  • 44231
    You don't find them anymore because you must pay for them with tildes, which are in short supply.
    ...
      March 21, 2017 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 6126
    Grammar sticks
    Grammar bits
    Stuffed Grammar
    Roasted breast of Grammar
    Sour Grammar
    Kraft Grammar slices
    Oscar Meyer Grammar
    Whole Grain Grammar
    Wonder Grammar
    Grammar chips
    Salisbury Grammar and mashed potatoes
    Grammar pie
    Grammar pudding pops
    Fresh squeezed Grammar
    Grammar soup
    Grammar rinds
    Nuts and Grammar

      March 21, 2017 8:33 AM MDT
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  • 52951
    I love it!
    ~
      March 22, 2017 5:51 AM MDT
    1

  • 22891
    i have no idea
      March 21, 2017 4:24 PM MDT
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