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I just found out that my good friend is Ted Kennedy-esque! Should I demand the car keys from him?

Posted - March 22, 2017

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  •   March 22, 2017 11:56 AM MDT
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  • Dude...I have no problem with taking a dip.  Maybe we can agree that in the winter, I Drive.

    Agreed? 
      March 22, 2017 12:18 PM MDT
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  • Aye.   You might want to listen to Merlin though.  
    Image result for Pulp fiction car GIF
      March 22, 2017 12:20 PM MDT
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  • I'm there for you, buddy...  You can't share the high without sharing the low


      March 22, 2017 12:22 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    HI GoatJumper~  I wouldn't ask for his car keys.  You wouldn't want to be associated with that vehicle.  I would ask for a whole herd of goats with pastures that are green and water that is clean for their entire lives.  You could even send a goat or two down to help some other people who are in need.   

      March 22, 2017 12:16 PM MDT
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  • Hah!

    You haven't seen what he has in the trunk. I think it's a bunch of dead hookers...
    I'm committed to the friendship so gotta lend a hand cleaning out that vehicle 
      March 22, 2017 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    And a good friend you are.  Such loyalty should be rewarded.  Maybe you could ask for his VIP card at the Mustang Ranch.  I hear the riding is ideal there.  Just try to be a nice.  Don't ride them hard and put them up wet.  I've found they prefer to be warmed up until wet then ridden slow and easy.  Cool them down with a little after play too.  They tend to cramp if you give them something to drink too early after your ride. I hear the scenery is beautiful with plenty of large mountains... ;) This post was edited by Merlin at March 22, 2017 5:40 PM MDT
      March 22, 2017 12:36 PM MDT
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  • Being that he and I have different "tastes" in women, meaning he does and I don't, I can be objective in the disposal process.

    I'm just going along for the ride. The hard part is the Air freshener. I don't think a Pine-scented Christmas tree is gonna cut the mustard. The solution is simple...







      March 22, 2017 2:17 PM MDT
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  • Fire fixes everything.
      March 22, 2017 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no but you could ask nicely for them
      March 22, 2017 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Most definitely. What? Why are you still here? Hurry up!!! Is a matter of life and death!!!
      March 22, 2017 1:53 PM MDT
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  • Luckily, Goats can tread water...
      March 22, 2017 2:18 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Phew. Just get him out of that car, will ya?
      March 22, 2017 2:54 PM MDT
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