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In 7 words or less, how could you ruin a dinner date?

Posted - March 24, 2017

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  • Lol :) thank you :) 
      March 24, 2017 8:51 PM MDT
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  • Don't turn up?
      March 24, 2017 8:54 PM MDT
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  • How's that mean ? No show ? That would have been better .. RAAAAR ;)
      March 24, 2017 9:03 PM MDT
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  • IKR? Better than someone dropping a loaf while your nibbling on grilled asparagus
      March 24, 2017 9:42 PM MDT
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  • lol :) I have no idea what any that means ...but let's fake that I do.... Cos  I'm a scientifical genius .... I'm pretending I'm smaticle now .... So play  along ;)
      March 24, 2017 9:44 PM MDT
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  • I defer to the Rhino

      March 24, 2017 9:49 PM MDT
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  • lol :) I see :)
      March 24, 2017 9:57 PM MDT
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  • Physicist are very close to identifying and quantifying the smarticle with the latest super-collider experiments.
      March 24, 2017 11:15 PM MDT
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  • Crap your pants
     


    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 24, 2017 10:01 PM MDT
      March 24, 2017 9:04 PM MDT
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  • Ohhh ....faaak. I think you took first prize away from Sharona :p This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 25, 2017 6:44 AM MDT
      March 24, 2017 9:10 PM MDT
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  • Glis asked. I answered. 
    Remind to tell you the tale of my date with a Rabbi
      March 24, 2017 9:19 PM MDT
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  • I will :) actually I probably won't :) I don't think  I'll Remwber anything from tonight :p cosssssssss....
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw 

    I guess i have to  to dance now :) YAY! :)
      March 24, 2017 9:31 PM MDT
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  • You will. I'll send you a gentle reminder tomorrow.

    BTW...thanks for the invite....bogart
      March 24, 2017 9:34 PM MDT
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  • :)
      March 24, 2017 9:34 PM MDT
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  • Pick nose, eat booger, burp, say ahhhhh.
      March 24, 2017 9:50 PM MDT
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  • GROSS! LOL

      March 24, 2017 9:59 PM MDT
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  • Well?? It would ruin a dinner date in a hurry. :)
      March 24, 2017 10:00 PM MDT
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  • I can handle many things.  Boogers aren't one of them
      March 24, 2017 10:02 PM MDT
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  • But pooping rhinos are ok? See, that's why I like you so much. :)
      March 24, 2017 10:03 PM MDT
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  • IKR? go figure!
    I can't explain it
    It's like tomatoes. I can eat them in any form except raw

      March 24, 2017 10:05 PM MDT
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  • I love them too but can't stand tomato juice. Love fresh coconut off the shell, can't stand shredded coconut. :)
      March 24, 2017 10:07 PM MDT
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  • Same here.  They are disgusting raw and have a booger/snot like texture. GROSS!
      March 24, 2017 10:36 PM MDT
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  • Right on, brother! That's the common denominator
      March 25, 2017 11:28 AM MDT
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  • Ughhh..... Make it stop!
      March 25, 2017 11:40 AM MDT
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  • Boy...I can't wait to get of FB jail. I have this bookmarked
      March 25, 2017 11:45 AM MDT
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