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In 7 words or less, how could you ruin a dinner date?

Posted - March 24, 2017

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  • pretty sure that would work .... I may need vomit now ;)
      March 24, 2017 10:31 PM MDT
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  • Sorry.....I may have crossed a line here. :)
    Brahahahhaaaa
      March 25, 2017 9:49 AM MDT
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  • lol :) yeah ......I would never come in one your Q's and cross a line ;)
      March 25, 2017 9:59 AM MDT
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  • LOL!! Even if you did, which I know you would never do, it would be ok with me.  :)
      March 25, 2017 10:02 AM MDT
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  • I know :)
      March 25, 2017 10:09 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Ask if you can sit near the restroom to accommodate your explosive diarrhea.
      March 24, 2017 10:50 PM MDT
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  • Oh ..... yeah , that would work:p
      March 25, 2017 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    How about...


    "You say too much boring shitz." Any good? Better with first part too, but too long. Meh. I suck at this.
      March 25, 2017 1:59 AM MDT
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  • You're allowed to use more than 7 words :) cos you and cos I said so :) is good! :)
      March 25, 2017 7:22 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Free to make use it... oh... anyone, but not with me... both tell important shitz... Ahem. :-P This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 25, 2017 9:56 AM MDT
      March 25, 2017 9:45 AM MDT
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  • Okay :) anyone but not with you ...cos you said so ;p
      March 25, 2017 9:57 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Yay. Should soon make it a date! Ahem. :-P
      March 25, 2017 10:11 AM MDT
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  • Uh huh :) I quit dating .... I think I'm just gonna buy ten cats , gain 50 pounds and shave my head bald :)
      March 25, 2017 10:30 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Ugh. Still want date. Cos I said so. We date great, yus!
      March 25, 2017 10:37 AM MDT
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  • Fine ..i'll cancel my cat order and put down the bread :)
      March 25, 2017 10:39 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Yay. :-P
      March 25, 2017 11:06 AM MDT
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  • Good date , aye? ;)
      March 25, 2017 4:50 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Yassssss. What's not to like? Ahem. :-P
      March 25, 2017 4:52 PM MDT
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  • :)
      March 25, 2017 4:54 PM MDT
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  • 17398
    You are too ugly for words.  GAG!
      March 25, 2017 11:51 AM MDT
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