I've told this story before but I'm going to do it again. I have a friend who had a dog, Clyde. He had three dogs at the time, the other two were called Bonnie. Two Bonnies and Clyde. Clyde liked to forage in the undergrowth around the park and being a big dog my friend didn't have much choice but to let him get on with it as he was quite hard to shift once he got stuck into something. One day Clyde emerged from the undergrowth with something in his mouth and looking very pleased with himself. What he had was a large, sparkly dildo which he refused to let go of. The more Steve tried to pull it out of his mouth the more the dog clung on. So there they were, fighting over a dildo in the park. Clyde never did let go, and the pair of them walked home, dildo and all.
Lucia~ That is hilarious! I'm like Didge. When my husband comes home, I'm going to have to share your story with him. Too funny! I'm off to work but if my day starts to turn negatively, I'll think of your story and it will turn it back around. Thanks for the smile Lucia!
There was this one time I went to a local park and when crossing a field all of a sudden saw large groups of people in costumes come running and screaming out of woods and over some hills towards me and the group of people I was with. Before we knew it we were in a melee of foam swords and bean bags being thrown at people. That was the day I first learned what LARPing was. Turns out there was a LARP group that had gathered for a "battle" and we just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Most surreal thing I ever experienced.
Like hundreds of other people I used to run around the Sydney Harbour waterfront every lunch time. One day I saw a woman wearing a very loose fitting tank top that hung well below her breasts and covered nothing. I gave her a grin and an eight as I went by and at the half way point linked up with another jogger. "Did you see the TV camera with the topless bird?" he asked. No, I hadn't, but I thanked my lucky stars that I hadn't been ogling as I went by.
Just this last week-end, they had a big event at Fair Oaks Park called Kidtopia. Never seen so many kids around in my life and I walked up and took a look at it and thought how inventive the people were that put it on. Everything a kid could imagine was there and they were all having so much fun. I've never seen that park or all of the streets around here so packed with people and kids. They should have more events for the kids like this. Most of the proceeds went to the Park district and other kid's charities.
I was running around the Sydney Harbour foreshore one lunchtime when a couple of guys who looked like middle eastern seamen threw their lunch wrappers on the ground right next to a rubbish tin. I jabbed three times with the finger as I ran by and accompanied that with a , "You! That! There!" I expected them to swear at me but they were clearly used to taking orders and put it in the right place.
An old lady arguing with a plant in the early morning. She was getting really into it, too. She even slapped it a few times. There were also a bunch of people sleeping in the park, ignoring her. I was just a little girl and I wanted to go see what was wrong with the lady, but my dad just grabbed my hand and hurried me along.
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