Discussion»Questions»Human Behavior» It's late at nigh. Wake up still drunk and have to pee but toilet involves stairs. Out the window or find a p*ss jug?
Out the window is a difficut option in/of itself. Personally, that's not an issue. I will admit that sometimes I just do not want to go into the bathroom...though I do. Going into a temporary vessel isn't a new concept, though. Peeing into a bucket in the back of rhe van was just part of working on a construction site. NBD
Risking the stairs, out of window is even more risky. I could fall down to the ground, I'd have to sit doing this... You guys have an easier job. Unfair! Gah!
What? This is very much a sexist question. Chamber pot or bucket should be an additional option. That would be my choice.
I had a boss who used to use a large piss bottle. One night, he accidentally knocked over a full one. High jinks and fun ensued. I wish I could say I didn't understand why he chose to share that with me but, he knew I would would get a big laugh out of it.
If I was equipped differently....out the window for me. I don't want to pick up a pee jug or clean up pee if I would spill it....get enough of that at work.
Hi Glis~ Those three are my only options? I guess the floor or the bed would be the other two. Hmmm. A quick moment of thought. ... O.k. I've got it. Knowing me, I wouldn't want to wake anybody by opting for the stairs. I wouldn't worry about falling. I'd worry about getting lost and walking into someone else's bedroom and thinking I was in the bathroom. Oops! This would not be a good situation to find myself in. Stairs are out. Next, do I have a pee container in the bedroom? That would seem odd; but, I might find myself stumbling around believing I could aim my pee into an empty can. This is, of course, is highly unlikely to have a good success rate; BUT, being drunk, you never know. I might actually think I can! ;) If I couldn't find an old Busch beer can to fill with my perfectly aimed urine, I would most definitely opt for the window. Shoot, if I'm that drunk, the fall would probably not kill me but do me some good! Finally, after all that, I would probably decide the whole thing wasn't worth ALL that effort. To tell the honest truth, I would probably pass back out and pee the bed. I can wash the sheets in the morning and scrub the mattress. I would deserve the self-induced punishment for getting so blitzed and the embarrassment of it all. Knowing me, peeing the bed would be the least embarrassing thing I would have probably done over the course of the evening. :) AHhhhhhh!
Benedict Arnold 