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Do you draw courage from this fact, I do?

Posted - April 8, 2017

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  • 7683
    Where where where......????
    how do I know I'm 650 million years old;((
      April 8, 2017 10:20 PM MDT
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  • 52952

    The question mark should follow the word "fact". The next two-word clause is an entirely separate declarative sentence.  
      April 8, 2017 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 52952


    I can't turn it off, Dude. Believe me, I can't. 

    :)
      April 8, 2017 10:17 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    My dearest Randy,

    Here, take this aisle of pills....you need it....I'm your headache...but being your loyal friend this is a gift given with love and care....oh brother! I will keep sending you this every time I cause a headache I promise!!
      April 9, 2017 12:18 PM MDT
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  • 52952
    Now she's trying to drug me, folks, and you're all my witnesses. Once she has me all strung out on pills, her plan will be complete. What does she have in store for me?
    ~

      April 9, 2017 1:02 PM MDT
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  • Candidates for the Darwin awards... Cruel but necessary This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 9, 2017 3:55 PM MDT
      April 8, 2017 10:23 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha ha a cruel necessity;))
      April 9, 2017 2:28 PM MDT
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  • But often well deserved lol... As Einstein once said, the two most abundant substances in the universe, hydrogen and stupidity :)
      April 9, 2017 3:17 PM MDT
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  • It's a comfort to those of us old enough to be on the lookout for that arch bogeyman, Al Zheimer. He lurks in the shadows. 
      April 9, 2017 12:55 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha ha;))
      April 9, 2017 2:29 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    I'm hanging in as good as i can. Oomph. What do you mean by no brain?

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 9, 2017 2:37 PM MDT
      April 9, 2017 3:34 AM MDT
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  • 52952
    That looks phallic. 
    _
      April 9, 2017 7:02 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Boys, you wanna see a phallic symbol, you will see it in anything. This is a jellyfish. I am deeply worried for you. Don't jump on me boys. Hey... does this mean more spaghetti girls will look my way? Hmm.
      April 9, 2017 9:27 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    LMAO. I am. Tell me, why did I get dozen of notification for this one reply? Have you been playing with the buttons again? :-P
      April 9, 2017 9:38 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    That will be it, both of you... corner time... sit!
      April 9, 2017 9:48 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    I saw it and I recognized it in a second ...see we jelly fish are really brainy ummm without ha ha;))
      April 9, 2017 2:32 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Yus. Err... Without what?
      April 9, 2017 2:37 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Your mind, I am worried for you Ran-Ran. Deeply worried. 
      April 9, 2017 9:25 AM MDT
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  • 52952
     You may be experiencing some type of envy . . .
    ~
      April 9, 2017 1:04 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Oh?
      April 9, 2017 1:41 PM MDT
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  • 52952

    It's all very deep in the subconscious. Denial of it in the early stages is quite normal. 

    ~
      April 9, 2017 1:46 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Well well. Here I was thinking you were showing me the envy. Lol. 
      April 9, 2017 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    I luv this jellyfish Sapphic;))
      April 9, 2017 2:30 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Thank you seeing it what it is. Boys. So annoying with their phallus thinking minds. Sheesh.
      April 9, 2017 2:36 PM MDT
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