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What's the best defense against hipster infestation?

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Posted - April 11, 2017

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  • Let each be as they wish.
      April 11, 2017 4:00 PM MDT
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  • Hipsters destroy the character of neighborhoods,  sky rocket the rent,  clog up the the sidewalks and roads with fixed gear bicycles, and worse of all never shut up about their absurd whiny political views.   The also multiply like gremlins in a swimming pool.

    Nobody likes them but other entitled rich kid hipsters.  They just appropriate and water down other cultures because they have no culture or distinct personality to call their own.  Poser chic.
      April 11, 2017 4:14 PM MDT
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  • 1002
    Like gremlins in a swimming pool! lmao

    You can be my neighbor Glis, I'll even invite you over for a beer :)
      April 11, 2017 6:02 PM MDT
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  •   April 11, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 1002
    Yeah, I noticed how weird that sounded only after I hit reply...
      April 11, 2017 6:08 PM MDT
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  • God's blood!
      April 11, 2017 6:31 PM MDT
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  • What?

    (You're a hipster huh?   It's okay we like y'a still.   This God's blood thang sounds like  hipster lingo.)
      April 11, 2017 6:34 PM MDT
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  • "God's blood!" is centuries before this "hipster" thing, medieval. And really I couldn't even define, "hipster". 
      April 11, 2017 6:49 PM MDT
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  • Ahhh  but nobody says it any more do they?   Using long dead and archaic sayings is so very  hipster.
      April 13, 2017 6:02 AM MDT
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  • Nay. It doth bespeak one is archaically inclined.
      April 13, 2017 7:30 AM MDT
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  • 6126
    Fumigation.
      April 11, 2017 4:02 PM MDT
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  • I was thinking offering proper coffee and reasonably priced normal food. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 11, 2017 5:05 PM MDT
      April 11, 2017 4:19 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    I don't even know what a hipster is!! My daughter apparently makes something called nightcore videos that she posts on youtube.. I had no idea such a thing existed.... I had no idea my daughter was so talented!  I am soooo out of touch!! 

    I am just old I think!
      April 11, 2017 4:19 PM MDT
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  • Nightcore is popular music that is just pitchshifted and played too fast.  Basically the same thing as playing a 33.3 record on the 45 setting.
      April 11, 2017 4:22 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    Well  that's what I thought.. but apparently, according to daughter, that's what *lazy* nightcore posters do... you can also alter beat and boost it and fiddle round with all sorts of elements. I now am an expert on something I didn't even know existed :P
      April 11, 2017 4:26 PM MDT
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  • I just know weeabos love it. 
      April 11, 2017 4:49 PM MDT
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  • I find the best remedy to be filth...actual dirt.  If you want it to be ultra effective, add some stinky water


      April 11, 2017 4:35 PM MDT
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  • I find this always works.. Medium to loud volume is required but effective.. And is impossible to build up a tolerance This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 13, 2017 6:36 AM MDT
      April 11, 2017 5:18 PM MDT
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  • No, that won't work.  They will like it "ironically".
      April 11, 2017 5:25 PM MDT
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  • Obviously northern hipsters are genetically different from the long tailed southern hipsters..
    :)
      April 11, 2017 5:31 PM MDT
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  • Prolly.   I'll have to look into this and see what kind of breeding program can be developed to fix the North American hipster problem.
      April 11, 2017 5:35 PM MDT
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  • I think relocation is best... Alaska is nice this time of year... What with the beards and all they will nest quite comfortably This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 11, 2017 5:48 PM MDT
      April 11, 2017 5:42 PM MDT
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  • Like sending out of control kids to boot camp.
      April 11, 2017 5:48 PM MDT
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  • Yep... But leaving the pick up plans deliberately hazy
      April 11, 2017 5:50 PM MDT
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