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Just so happens I'm flying United this Summer on flights booked weeks ago. What dare I expect?

Posted - April 11, 2017

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  • 7683
    Wear heavy dress so that you dont get hurt when this happens;))
      April 11, 2017 10:20 PM MDT
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  • Don't take your guitar. United breaks them. 

    Singer Dave Carroll asked United to compensate him for breaking his guitar. They refused. After twelve months of refusal he recorded this video. The result? Taylor gave him a new guitar. The publicity generated affected United so badly that they offered to pay him to remove the video. He refused. Their shares actually dipped as a result of his vid. It has to be the most successful one-man protest of recent times. 

      April 12, 2017 1:17 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Who needs passengers, eh?
      April 12, 2017 2:17 AM MDT
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  • 6126
    Before you board





    After you board

     

      April 12, 2017 3:45 AM MDT
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  • Dress appropriately! 
      April 12, 2017 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    United went out to military surplus places and bought all the pilot eject seats they could find and installed them randomly in the cabins of their planes. They refitted them so just the surplus passenger gets quickly and quietly dumped but the seat stays.
      April 12, 2017 11:27 AM MDT
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  • 17364
    Me too.  I have no worries. 
      April 12, 2017 2:10 PM MDT
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