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How would you react to a goat standing on the hood of your car as you are in a traffic jam?

Posted - April 17, 2017
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  • Free food.
      April 17, 2017 3:28 PM MDT
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  • 10042
    Bad Glis!
      April 17, 2017 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Hi Glis~  That is very nice of you to offer the goat your tuna sandwhich, apple, chips and coke.  I'm sure he showed his appreciation by butting through all the other mean people in their "goat eating mean cars" who might have run him over and cleared the traffic for you.  What a way to make a goat's day!! ;)

      April 17, 2017 9:38 PM MDT
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  • Nobody gets my albacore and onion sammies!!!  Nevah!!!
      April 17, 2017 10:08 PM MDT
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  • 10026

    Are you sure Glis?  It looks like you and your goat decided to split the ol' traffic jam and are heading for the ocean and another bite of albaore?!  I could have sworn that was you two! ;)
      April 17, 2017 11:15 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    Delicious.
      April 19, 2017 3:18 AM MDT
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  • 9872
    It would depend on which way the goat is facing.
      April 17, 2017 4:46 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    The goat is facing East.
      April 19, 2017 3:20 AM MDT
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    7334
    I would put him in my vehicle and take him home to my S/O.  He just loves goats.  
    They are a little to stinky for me. 
      April 17, 2017 4:54 PM MDT
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  • 10042
    Definitely bring it home. I love goats!
      April 17, 2017 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    As food or as pets?

    When I had goats, I read goat is the most commonly consumed meat in the world. I suppose because of their ability to live most anywhere there is any type of greenery.

     I was recently reading that Ötzi, the caveman who died 5,000 or so years ago and was discovered in 2009, dined on goat not long before his death.

     They do make great pets tho, and have personalities almost as diverse as people from what I experienced.
      April 19, 2017 3:27 AM MDT
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  • 10042
    I don't eat animals, especially not goats! 
      April 19, 2017 9:53 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    That's good to hear. 

    Are you vegan or are you vegetarian?
      April 19, 2017 9:24 PM MDT
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  • 10042
    Not vegan, yet.
      April 20, 2017 8:00 AM MDT
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  • 10026
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    You know what really, "Gets My Goat?"  It's what people and cars don't have any respect for My Goat!  I'd load him up, just as we practiced. This little routine usually gets those kids out of our way.  
    This post was edited by Merlin at April 19, 2017 3:28 AM MDT
      April 17, 2017 9:46 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i would at least put the goat in my car so it dont get hit by a car
      April 19, 2017 9:56 AM MDT
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  • 3684
    I'd worry about the paintwork under those sharp hooves...
      April 23, 2017 6:26 PM MDT
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