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Do short butchers refuse to make bets because the steaks are too high?

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Posted - April 21, 2017

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  • You do realise there is a place reserved in the afterlife for people who tell bad Jokes... I think Dante mentions it...
      April 21, 2017 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 16199
    I'm a Dad, what do you expect? Mum jokes?
      April 21, 2017 8:29 PM MDT
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  • Lol.. Good point... I still groan at my dad's... Do you guys go on a course of anything to learn them :)
      April 21, 2017 8:31 PM MDT
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  • 16199
    I think we pick it up from our own dads. I thought my son might need some tips when his wife was expecting their first, but it turned out he'd been listening to "the master" for long enough.
    I was at their place when they were discussing names. She's looking inward, then asked, "What do you think of the name 'Luke'?"
    Tim replied, "I like it," then walked over and addressed her baby bump directly. (Cue the James Earl Jones voice) "Luke. I am your father."
    I jumped to my feet, crowing "Dad joke! That's my boy!" and high fived him.
    She's looking daggers at the pair of us grinning like idiots, and growled, "Okaaay, we're not calling him Luke."
    My grandson's name is Zachary. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at April 21, 2017 8:59 PM MDT
      April 21, 2017 8:43 PM MDT
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  • That's a nice story.. Thank you the sharing it :)
      April 21, 2017 8:56 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    No, beef causes nothing of the sort. :O
      April 21, 2017 9:18 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    If you refuse to answer properly your reply will be four the chop again ......it's not that offal and I don't have the stomach for jokes like this.......   Hehe.  :)p
      April 22, 2017 2:10 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    I ham a fried a gut news for chew. I was scent yoking a top round when I rib eyed to this question, and bye the whey, HOW ARE YOU MY LURV.... its sooooo nice to see my Nice Jugs again. ;))))))) will you be my friend? ;+
      April 22, 2017 12:22 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Yes,almost certainly ,I'm in for a bit of Carbon Dating as I'm very inquisitive as to W'are it will Lead two ...

    now just when are you going mince pie ear two sea us....:)p
      April 22, 2017 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHHAHHAHAHa what cha dont know wont taquilia ;O
      April 23, 2017 7:53 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    It's a Rum ole do to be'er a'gin and tip'ple that alcohol  down your neck...lol
      April 23, 2017 11:05 AM MDT
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  • 16199
    Cointreau to Paulaner belief, you should never Fosters the notion to look a Draught horse in Vermouth. Those things weigh a Tun, they're quite Stout.
      May 8, 2017 9:37 AM MDT
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