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What is something you never want the person who's writing your eulogy to say?

This would be a whole lot easier if we were doing a roast!

Posted - April 25, 2017
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  • 745
    anything that's a lie, but that's too much to ask for.
      April 25, 2017 9:16 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    That I hate a thing else but my committing sin.
      April 25, 2017 9:17 PM MDT
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  • She lived up to her reparation. 
      April 25, 2017 9:28 PM MDT
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  • Let's eat!
      April 25, 2017 9:40 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Oh good!  They're having those little sandwiches at your funeral reception!  I can't wait!  Yum!
      April 27, 2017 11:17 PM MDT
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  • It's Nyotaimori
      April 27, 2017 11:42 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Sounds good.  At least you won't move so that'll make it easier to pick them up with the chopsticks.
      April 28, 2017 4:14 PM MDT
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  • 495
    If someone is going to talk about my life, I want the whole truth. Not this sweet, sickly puff piece. No one would believe it. I want the good, bad and the ugly. No need to blow smoke up my azz, I'm not around anyway. So no lies. Tell it like it was. 
      April 25, 2017 9:53 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    I saw her on AM;))
      April 25, 2017 10:42 PM MDT
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  • 52936
    Lol!  The shame, the horror!
    ~
      April 25, 2017 11:20 PM MDT
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  • 52936

    "He didn't really mean any of that grammar stuff; it wasn't as important to him as he pretended  it to be."





      April 25, 2017 11:23 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    I'm working on you're eulogy write now!


    Randy was such a great guy to be with!  I don't know why he had to go and die for.
      April 27, 2017 11:15 PM MDT
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  • 52936

    Grrrrrrr, I will come back from the grave just to haunt you, Woman!


    ~
      April 27, 2017 11:17 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    May you rest in piece Randy.

    God bless you're sole!
      April 27, 2017 11:19 PM MDT
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  • 52936
    Doctor A:  He was doing so well, I thought he was on the road to recovery. What went wrong?

    Doctor B: I think it started when they gave him his iPhone back. He logged onto some quirky, lame Q&A website that he likes, but his blood pressure shot through the roof whenever he ran across grammar errors. There is also some woman named Libby or Lydia who apparently antagonizes him intentionally with such errors. 

    Doctor A:  That's silly!  He should just log off. 

    Doctor B:  Wait, there he goes again, reading more input from there. I've never seen carotid arteries throb like that before!

    Doctor A: What is she trying to do, kill him?



    ~


      April 28, 2017 12:17 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Meh. No words. Each make their own thoughts remembering all the cool stuff we did together, IF they like remembering me/it. If not, it's okay too. 
      April 26, 2017 2:52 AM MDT
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  • 5455
    Simple but elegant
      April 27, 2017 11:15 PM MDT
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  • Are you talking about me?
      April 28, 2017 12:51 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Thank you Miss. :-)
      April 29, 2017 5:49 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    anything thats bad or not true
      April 27, 2017 4:27 PM MDT
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  • Dear family & friends, there's a reason the the coffin lid resembles a propeller blade, at least she went with a smile on her face.  
      April 28, 2017 12:59 AM MDT
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  • 16240
    We're not quite sure that he's actually dead, but we hate his lame puns so much, we're burying him anyway.
      April 28, 2017 1:07 AM MDT
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