When ready for bed, do get into bed, crawl into bed, fall into bed, jump into bed? What dictates your method?

It depends on who wants me there, otherwise I just bring my laptop, kind of roll into bed, and watch Netflix until I fall asleep.

What Tammy said.

Contact side of bed, sit, rotate 90 degrees while raising legs, lie back.

Move into a house with a larger bedroom---which means the bed is father away than you think it is---and you will never skip the "contact the side of bed" part of the protocol.

Definitely depends on the day I have had... usually fall, sometimes crawl.... 

I crawl into bed because I'm a dork that still sleeps in a loft bed. It sure saves a lot of floor space and it has a desk and bookcase underneath so that's cool.

I pass out in bed.

i just get in there

I make a leap of faith and usually hit my head on the headboard.

Usually it's sort of "collapse" into bed.
Think of 9/11 with a 1000 thread count and big, fluffy pillows