You’re the Chief Examiner leading a team of experts charged with auditing his ledgers, you’ve been warned of his long history of keeping it from happening through balki... moreYou’re the Chief Examiner leading a team of experts charged with auditing his ledgers, you’ve been warned of his long history of keeping it from happening through balking, stalling, dodging, last-minute excuses, supposedly forgetting that your visit is today, no English-speaking employees on duty, calling in his legal staff, 1950’s Nostalgia Dress-Up Contest, conveyor belts lubrication time, closing the office early, ”losing the keys” to the safe, medical quarantine in the Accountant’s Office, rock garden soil analysis, painters not finished with the elevator, Purge the Vegemite From Your Life Cleansing Yoga Sessions, block-wide electrical brownout, swarm of wasps in main corridor, dental appointment, free helicopter rides around downtown, rancid cole slaw sent entire staff home, Tilde Collectors’ Convention in Boise, flea infestation in restrooms, bring-your-kids-to-work-day, PA System out of order, HR booth at county fair, inner-office karaoke awards luncheon, emergenc... less
I have noticed that the UPS deliver trucks usually drive around town with their sliding doors open. So I was thinking that they should make a new slogan - We drive with our doors o... moreI have noticed that the UPS deliver trucks usually drive around town with their sliding doors open. So I was thinking that they should make a new slogan - We drive with our doors open for you. And they could make a commercial of a UPS delivery driver quickly jumping out of their truck (thanks to the open sliding door) and deliver a package. Cheers and happy weekend!
Take a two-word reference to the name of a product, a make/model, or a brand name, reverse the order of those two words to come up with a weird, odd, strange, offbeat or even a sli... moreTake a two-word reference to the name of a product, a make/model, or a brand name, reverse the order of those two words to come up with a weird, odd, strange, offbeat or even a slightly amusing outcome.~
