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What to you would be a major catastrophe? (Humorous answers, please.)

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Posted - February 14, 2020
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  • 14795
    To Miss lay the key and combination to my shoe room...:(   I'm upset mow just thinking about it...:( 
      February 14, 2020 7:41 PM MST
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  • 44229
    Why do you need a key?
      February 14, 2020 7:42 PM MST
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  • 14795
    To keep my babies safe silly 
      February 14, 2020 7:47 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I take out my teeth and never find  where I left them.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 15, 2020 10:54 AM MST
      February 14, 2020 7:47 PM MST
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  • 1152
    The cheese counter at Whole Foods runs out of Humboldt Fog.....

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt_Fog This post was edited by SaltyPebble at February 15, 2020 10:55 AM MST
      February 14, 2020 7:51 PM MST
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  • 46117
    THIS is FOOD?

    I looks like something I would call a repairman for to scrape off  a leaky ceiling.  



    Cheese 30 bg 051906.jpg This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 16, 2020 3:16 PM MST
      February 14, 2020 7:54 PM MST
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  • For every shade of purple to slowly fade from existence.  How sad it would be for Red and Blue to suffer the loss of their beautiful offspring.  I wouldn't want to live in a world without Purples.
      February 14, 2020 8:30 PM MST
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  • 46117
    God that picture sure proves your argument.  God is that gorgeous.  But I am hoping when we die, we see even more colors that we have not yet imagined.    What if more colors exist that we have never been introduced to?  You cannot imagine what you have never seen.  
      February 14, 2020 10:33 PM MST
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  • 10466
    For me, a major cat-astrophe would be running out of cat food.  (It's the only thing that placates the overlords)
      February 14, 2020 11:25 PM MST
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  • To find out that my real Dad was Tiny Tim!

    Image result for tiny tim This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 16, 2020 3:16 PM MST
      February 15, 2020 9:40 AM MST
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