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Do all nudist suffer with the condition" Clothnaphobia "or are they all just to darn lazy to get dressed each morning ? :)

Posted - February 15, 2020

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  • Lazy? Do you know how much prep work has to happen before you let someone see you naked for the first time? Not lazy lol. 

      February 15, 2020 4:49 PM MST
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  • Ever since I first saw that gif I been waiting for the day I walked into it.
      February 15, 2020 4:50 PM MST
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  • Have you never seen a woman shaving her legs? it looks absolutely terrifying like some weird Indian rain dance with a razor. Guys shave their face so slowly and we just whip through it On legs. Other parts we take our time with though... Cos scary. 
      February 15, 2020 4:53 PM MST
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  • YES! And I find it SEXY AF!!!!!!.  Even sexier when you shave their legs and what not for them.  
      February 15, 2020 4:56 PM MST
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  • I had an ex, a long time ago ex that liked to do that. He was the crazy one who tried to throw me off the balcony...
      February 15, 2020 4:57 PM MST
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  • Whoopsie.  *foot in mouth
      February 15, 2020 5:02 PM MST
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  • Lol no, I kind of forgot about that until you said it. It wasn’t my legs he liked to shave anyway lol. 
      February 15, 2020 5:03 PM MST
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  • 14795
    He disliked beards then I take it....hehe 
      February 15, 2020 5:34 PM MST
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  • Lol, I was 18 living with a 30ish year old. yeah he disliked beards..this is why I need to be fully prepared before get naked! I don’t want be almost thrown off a balcony again.. GAWD! 
      February 15, 2020 5:37 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I wonder who applied the foam...lol
      February 15, 2020 5:32 PM MST
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  • 44173
    Finally shaving your legs. eh?
      February 15, 2020 8:16 PM MST
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  • It’s not spring yet... maybe in a month or 4 ;)
      February 15, 2020 8:27 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I don't have two....I leave that job for others two attend two....lol
      February 16, 2020 4:14 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I'm wondering.  Who would go through this much trouble for a video of this.  I mean did this person get up and say, "I'm gonna do something with a bunch of shaving cream!  And film it!".


      February 17, 2020 8:06 AM MST
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  • Nah, honestly. I'm convinced anyone who goes around feeling need to label themselves a nudist or talks about it as " the nudist lifestyle" or so on and so forth is just a creep hoping kids see them naked.

    I mean yeah, I like sitting on the porch on.a hot AF night  to smoke bowl or whatnot and maybe I didn't feel.like putting on clothes.  But when you start talking about it, are looking to meet other nudists, or call it the " nudist lifestyle" I'm sorry but you just put yourself in my creepy AF box. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 16, 2020 8:13 AM MST
      February 15, 2020 4:55 PM MST
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  • 17364
    That's about how I feel about people who have this need to call themselves vegan or vegetarian.  It isn't creepy, but it's pathetic.  They need attention or worse....just need to feel like they have an identity that makes them somehow unique.  No one cares.  Really.    
      February 15, 2020 5:05 PM MST
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  • 44173
    Nudists and vegans...same-same. Who gives a crap?
      February 15, 2020 8:17 PM MST
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  • 4631
    Nup.
    I think it has more to do with enjoying the feel of air against the skin, greater freedom of movement, and acceptance of the natural form of the body free from cultural judgements and expectations.
    The body soon ceases to be a trigger for lust when it's as easy to see as faces and hands.

    Nudists don't just go to nudist camps or beaches for holidays - they live naked year-round in the privacy of their homes and gardens.
    I don't believe it's got anything to do with kiddies.
    But I do think that a stranger talking about it online would be suspicious and probably not genuine. This post was edited by inky at February 16, 2020 8:13 AM MST
      February 16, 2020 2:55 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Mine was only another attempt at humour.....there are less and less happy questions on here :( 
      February 16, 2020 4:21 AM MST
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  • I agree with you on that point.  Sometimes it feels that the helium has been let out of the party balloons around here.  Nobody enjoys a flaccid balloon.
      February 16, 2020 6:15 AM MST
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  • 14795
    You are a one...lol
      February 16, 2020 5:31 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I thought you were calling him a flaccid balloon on here for a sec.  

    That A is very important here.  LOL 
      February 17, 2020 8:03 AM MST
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  • 14795
    It kind of means in England that you are being amusingly cheeky ,it's in no way meant to be  an offensive reply ...lol 
      February 17, 2020 3:28 PM MST
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  • 4631
    Not every day can be New Year's Eve.
    I think we can draw closer by being real, embracing the full gamut of human feeling.
    But I agree that the levity is vital. Most of us need it as a salve.
    And you, dear Twinkle, are one of the best Mugger salvers.
      February 17, 2020 3:36 PM MST
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