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Jaimie

Hi, can you help me with my math homework? By help I mean do it for me.

Posted - March 1, 2020
Tag : #oldStuff

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  • 53509

      You know me; I’m willing to help you in any way I can, and I’m sure you’ll show your appreciation. Cough, cough.


    ~


     
      March 1, 2020 5:35 PM MST
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  • 7408
    Okay good, thank you. math problem:A Canadian woman wanted to chop a grammar tilde guy into 38 Equal parts, how many times did she have to swing the axe? 
      March 1, 2020 5:39 PM MST
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  • 53509

      I can’t hear you when you’re hostile and homicidal. Please make a cheese sandwich with Canadian Bacon for me and wait in the harem room with all of the others until you calm down. 


    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at March 2, 2020 11:13 AM MST
      March 1, 2020 5:43 PM MST
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  • 7408

    I’ve been hanging out with Ondine a lot...she’s teaching me how to deal with men who want sandwiches and have harems. 

      March 1, 2020 5:47 PM MST
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  • 783
    The problem with Randy is that the torture only fuels his sick desires. You have to just lock him in a small room and ignore him for days—err months. 
      March 1, 2020 5:55 PM MST
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  • 7408
    I tried locking him in my basement once, he just kept scratching  at the basement door for sandwiches. He’s so annoying. 
      March 1, 2020 6:03 PM MST
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  • 783
    Time to lace those sandwiches with arsenic. 
      March 1, 2020 6:05 PM MST
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  • 7408
    I don’t want to kill him though... I‘ll leave that for you ..lol :) 
      March 1, 2020 6:06 PM MST
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  • 783
    I don’t want him dead either. He is more useful alive. 
      March 1, 2020 6:07 PM MST
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  • 7408
    You’ve figured out his usefulness??? what is it? ;) 
      March 1, 2020 6:13 PM MST
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  • 783
    Everyone needs a punching bag. 
      March 1, 2020 6:23 PM MST
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  • 7408
    Lol :) true true 
      March 1, 2020 6:24 PM MST
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  • 44617
    37.
      March 2, 2020 11:12 AM MST
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  • 7408
    lol, That‘s assuming I’m strong and could make a clean cut with one swing. I think it‘s double that. 
      March 3, 2020 5:08 AM MST
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  • 6988
    BOING!
      March 2, 2020 7:52 AM MST
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  • 53509
      March 2, 2020 6:06 PM MST
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  • 11111
    No I won't do your math homework for you because you are going to need math skills when you get a puppy. Sometimes you have to figure out things like how much deworming medicine is needed for your dogs body weight and other things like that. Cheers!
      March 1, 2020 5:35 PM MST
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  • 7408
    Ahhhh... don’t the puppies just come dewormed?? I think I’m going to need help with this puppy stuff lol 
      March 1, 2020 5:40 PM MST
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  • 14795
    You asking a natural blonde ,means you really do need help...:( This post was edited by Nice Jugs at March 2, 2020 6:03 PM MST
      March 1, 2020 8:33 PM MST
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  • 7408
    Lol, maybe we can figure it out together.. probably not though :/ 
      March 2, 2020 9:16 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Are you blonde to at the moment then...:)
      March 2, 2020 2:50 PM MST
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  • 53509

      (to too)
      March 2, 2020 6:03 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Do yew ave two keep making me do dis...:( 
      March 3, 2020 12:45 AM MST
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  • 7408
    Very :) I just got my hair done last week,  so I don’t even have my dark roots to help me with the mathy stuff :) 
      March 3, 2020 5:11 AM MST
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