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Should I trust anything you've cooked in your kitchen?

 

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Posted - March 14, 2020

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  • 17364
    Absolutely
      March 14, 2020 1:40 PM MDT
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    7268
    You know this is all too hard for me. I am no cook. 
      March 14, 2020 1:57 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    Why, of course.  Charcoal never lies....  (although it does blow around a bit when I turn on the ceiling fan).
      March 14, 2020 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    First....did I know you were visiting....you should always call first to let me know your comming ...just so I can lay on somethin special for you and I'd rather if not be a bed of nails again... :)
      March 14, 2020 3:02 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    Yes, this is just like a salad but with vodka dressing.

      March 14, 2020 3:48 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      Why is there an empty Vegemite jar right next to your blender, and the skin of an avocado in your trash can?  Suspect!

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      March 14, 2020 3:53 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    There are kids starving in Ethiopia! just eat your breakfast and grateful,  JAIMIE! I mean ...Randy. 
      March 14, 2020 3:56 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      So your idea of a good breakfast for children is Vodka and Vegemite cocktail?  I’m calling the police!



    Detective: “It’s okay, Little Randy D, everything will be fine, we just need you to tell us where the bad lady hit you when she tried to force you to drink that ugly, funny-colored “milkshake“.
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      March 14, 2020 4:02 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    You‘re grounded, phone privileges revoked. No police for you.   
      March 14, 2020 4:06 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      I don’t WANT you to be my mama any more, I want to be adopted!



      March 14, 2020 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    There are children in Ethiopia without mothers, RANDY! Stop complaining..... Now I see why my mom used this line, it works for everything. 
      March 14, 2020 4:45 PM MDT
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  • 9777
    Sure, Randy, you can trust it. It's supposed to smell like that. Now eat up.
      March 14, 2020 5:16 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      But I’m getting a whiff of mayo here. Are you absolutely sure there’s no mayo in it?

      March 14, 2020 9:29 PM MDT
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  • 9777
    Just trust me. And later we'll grow an avocado plant from this seed.
      March 14, 2020 9:50 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    As long as it doesn't crawl out of the pots, you're good to go.
      March 14, 2020 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 16197
    I sometimes use Vegemite in lieu of beef stock. Your call ...

    Okay, I'll leave the guac out of your burrito. My son doesn't like it either. He was raised on Vegemite (feeds it to his own kids, they like it too) but balks at avocado.

    As for mayo, I don't like it unless it's loaded with garlic. I do like aioli. 
      March 14, 2020 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    What's a kitchen ? ?  ?
      March 14, 2020 6:20 PM MDT
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  • 32527
    Everything I cook is good. 

    No sandwiches though. Sorry. 
      March 14, 2020 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      That’s it: we’re through!  You call that a way to run a kitchen? Why would I even need a woman who doesn’t make sandwiches?  Besides, you have no tildes and your grammar is lousy, too!  Grrrrrr. 


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      March 14, 2020 9:40 PM MDT
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  • 32527
    My plan worked. :)
      March 15, 2020 7:08 AM MDT
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  • 52903
      March 15, 2020 8:53 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    everything i cook has covid 19 :(
      March 14, 2020 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 4631
    Once every six months, or so I make a hash of the cooking - burn, undercook, or don't get the flavour balance or the textures right. It's usually when I'm feeling too tired or overstressed.

    So the answer probably should be no.
    You could trust anything I've cooked most of the time,
    but you'd never know when I might get it wrong.

    On the other hand, the worst that would happen is something being unpalatable.
    Nothing I cooked would ever cause harm.
      March 15, 2020 1:18 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     ((((Pssst: my post is merely in jest.))))

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      March 15, 2020 8:54 AM MDT
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