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Randy D

Humorous answers, please: what are the top three reasons you do not hitchhike? ~


Posted - March 21, 2020
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  • 5391

    I have a car; several in fact.

    I have a phone, so I can call a cab, an uber, or a limo.

    So do all of my friends. 





      March 21, 2020 7:56 AM MDT
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  • 52936

      But what do your legs look like just in case the situation ever arises, that’s the important thing. 

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      March 21, 2020 9:32 AM MDT
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  • 22907

    Female drivers keep wanting to pick me up

    The male drivers are often not attractive enough to me

    When they are attractive to me, we wouldn't get anywhere other than the back seat



    Image result for hot guy behind driver's wheel gif

      March 21, 2020 8:47 AM MDT
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  • 44232
    C'mon Randy...best answer.
      March 21, 2020 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 22907
    Thanks, bud!
    :)
    :)
      March 21, 2020 9:26 AM MDT
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  • 52936

      It happens to the best of us:





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      March 21, 2020 9:49 AM MDT
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  • 22907
    :)
    Ah, well . . .



    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at April 16, 2020 4:44 PM MDT
      March 21, 2020 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 44232
    1. gas
    2. grass
    3. a**
    Nobody rides for free.
      March 21, 2020 8:59 AM MDT
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  • 22907
    Ha!
    :)
      March 21, 2020 9:26 AM MDT
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  • 10467
    1.  Why bother?  People never stop to pick me up just because I have bad coordination.   I can't help it that everytime I try to stick out my thumb, my middle finger pops up instead.

    2.  I'm dyslexic.  No matter which side of the road I stand on, the traffic is always going in the opposite direction. 

    3. Its downright dangerous!!  Everytime anyone ever stops (which is usually a musclebound biker), they walk back and beat the crap out of me.  (what have they got against uncoordinated dyslexics?)
      March 21, 2020 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 3684
    I might develop arthritis in my thumb.

    No-one who stops is going anywhere near Llanfair Clydogau - they are all going to Sutton St. Edmond.

    The distance between the driver's and passenger's seats is less than two metres.


      April 16, 2020 4:02 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    1. I'm blonde and all fingers and no thumbs..

    2. I have more access to all sorts of vechiles than anyone....

    3 . Do you really believe I'd jump in and car with just anyone....... I can't be seen in just any ole peice of iron one weeks..:( 
      April 16, 2020 4:36 PM MDT
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  • 13257
    1. I can afford
    2. to rent
    3. a car
      April 16, 2020 4:42 PM MDT
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  • 44232
    Or take a subway...or a cab...or an uber.
      April 16, 2020 4:46 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    It just so wrong to take a smamwich without paying my parents taught me Papa :( 
      April 16, 2020 4:50 PM MDT
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  • 44232
    England has Subway Sandwich shoppes? How un-British is that.
      April 16, 2020 4:54 PM MDT
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  • 13257
    Indeed.
      April 16, 2020 4:50 PM MDT
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  • 1895
    I don't want to end up screaming.
    I don't want to feel pain.
    I don't want to end up hearing them scream. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 16, 2020 5:03 PM MDT
      April 16, 2020 4:54 PM MDT
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