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Based on your personal experience(s), if you were going to write a How-To book, what would its subject be? ~

Posted - April 6, 2020

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  • 44175
    How to sexually please a woman.
      April 6, 2020 8:51 AM MDT
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  • 22853
    Excellent!
    :)
      April 6, 2020 9:25 AM MDT
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  • 44175
    Thanks...I'll give you a signed copy...wait...
      April 6, 2020 9:32 AM MDT
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  • 22853
    :)
    Ha!

    Lol!! Thanks!
    :)
      April 6, 2020 9:43 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    :) :)!!
      April 6, 2020 1:43 PM MDT
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  • 22853

    My tongue is in my cheek
    ;)


    "Feeling too centered and calm? Learn how to be anxious and worried now! Be anxious!" by WelbyQuentin


    I'm So Freaking Freaked Out Inner-Truth Journal 7




      April 6, 2020 9:25 AM MDT
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  • 44175
    I don't think so. My favourite Bob Marley song.

      April 6, 2020 9:35 AM MDT
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  • 22853
    :)

    Good point. :)


    Hey, I looked this up because I thought Bobby McFerrin sang that song. And there is a ton of stuff out there (and some of it contradicts each of these points, so I don't know) :    

    - - Bob Marley never sang it, he had died before the song was written. Bobby McFerrin, who is a "Jr" who had a big hit with the song in the 80's has a dad with the same name -- McFerrin Sr, Jr's dad, has died. But some people seem to think Jr has died, too.

    So, I don't know if any of it is true because I found different places saying different things. :)
      April 6, 2020 9:55 AM MDT
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  • 2148
    "Don't Worry be Happy" was definitely Bobby McFerrin and not Bob Marley. Someone put a pic of Marley on the YouTube video to hopefully fox people into thinking it was him (a possible April Fool prank) but it didn't fool me one bit.
      April 6, 2020 12:34 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    That's cool. Like I said, that's what made me look it all up - - thinking it was McFerrin.
    :)
    Good to see you, Bez!
      April 6, 2020 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    Interesting. I wonder how many peeps think it was Marley.
      April 6, 2020 1:45 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    Yeah, I don't know. I guess I never thought it was Marley but there are certainly people who thought he did - you're not alone, based on my looking around various places.
    :)
      April 6, 2020 5:49 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    Oh -- I forgot to say - - at the least, many seem to say Marley sang it, too, because several places talked about it. 

      April 6, 2020 10:06 AM MDT
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  • 10026

    Nice of you to reach out and share a happy thought to Welby.
    :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at April 6, 2020 9:06 PM MDT
      April 6, 2020 1:46 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    Yup, it was. :)
    Agreed.
    :)
      April 6, 2020 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 1817

    “Tap Water Won’t Kill Your Plants: A girls guide to caring for tropical houseplants with just the basics”

    Chapter One: STOP REPOTTING YOUR PLANT AS SOON AS YOU BRING IT HOME, IT IS FINE IN THE NURSERY POT JFC

    Chapter Two: STOP BUYING DISTILLED WATER FOR YOUR PLANTS AND INSTEAD JUST BURN YOUR MONEY BECAUSE YOU ARE WASTING IT ANYWAY 

    Chapter Three: Succulents are stupid and if you respect yourself and your home you will stay FAR AWAY FROM THEM

    Chapter Four: WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET MEALIES; THROW. THE. WHOLE. PLANT. AWAY. And how to accept that you’re a failure. 


    Chapter Five: Homemade fertilizer; eggshells, hair, and menstrual blood galore. 


    Chapter Six: Pets and Plants; why your cat or dog won’t immediately die if they even lick a plant; myth busting. 


    you know what this sounds fun maybe I will write this book 

      April 6, 2020 9:57 AM MDT
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  • 22853
    :)
    :)
      April 6, 2020 10:07 AM MDT
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  • Scratch Chapter 3!  Weed is a succulent. ;D
      April 6, 2020 11:43 AM MDT
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  • 44175
    Dilute urine is also a fertilizer.
      April 6, 2020 1:47 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     (Diluted)
      April 6, 2020 2:37 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    I know , but dilute is shorthand amongst chemists.
      April 6, 2020 5:21 PM MDT
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  • 1 part pee:10 parts water
      April 6, 2020 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    That works.
      April 6, 2020 5:48 PM MDT
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  • That's still pretty strong, so start off 15 parts water until you see how your girls are gonna react, don't want to burn 'em up. 
      April 7, 2020 9:34 AM MDT
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