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What is something Alexa can't do that you wish it could?

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Posted - April 21, 2020
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  • 10645
    Alexa, go to work for me today.  
    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
      April 21, 2020 6:09 PM MDT
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  • 44622
    Dave's not here.
      April 21, 2020 7:44 PM MDT
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  • 10645
    No, man, I'm Dave!  ... Now open up, I've got the stuff.
      April 21, 2020 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Get out of bed and take a leak for me in the middle of the night.
      April 21, 2020 8:34 PM MDT
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  • 53509



    Me. 

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      April 22, 2020 5:48 AM MDT
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  • 44622
    You could get rid of your expensive harem.
      April 22, 2020 7:02 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      It pays for itself. 

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      April 22, 2020 7:19 AM MDT
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  • 3719
    No idea as I don't own one, but I wished one would simply break down recently!

    I think the two girls who live a couple of doors away were getting lock-down cabin fever. They kept nagging their poor Alexa, "Alexa! Play xxxxx ! Alexa!"

    "xxxx" was any of a narrow range of the dreariest clone-pop-by-database I've heard. I had a mental image of me, in  my own sun-kissed garden, cracking and yelling across the intervening garden,

    "Alexa! Play Dark Side of the Moon, Ace of Spades, and Gotterdamerrung! Alexa!"  
      May 3, 2020 3:55 PM MDT
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