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You invite a buddy to a cookout and he says he will bring the steaks. He shows up and plops the bag on the counter and says:

"Here's Bambi.". What do you say and do?

Posted - April 28, 2020

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  • 6988
    Where's the beef? 
      April 28, 2020 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 44177
    Beef, shmeef. Eat already.
      April 28, 2020 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    "You're at the wrong house". I wouldn't have a buddy like that. 
      April 28, 2020 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 32536
    I say, "Go fire up the grill." 
      April 28, 2020 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 13251
    Must be DannyPetti.
      April 28, 2020 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    This will go great with Thumper!
      April 28, 2020 10:53 PM MDT
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  • 52905
    Wait, venison and rabbit in the same meal?  That’s like rice and potatoes, or macaroni and corn!

    ~
      April 28, 2020 11:05 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    Not really, Rabbit in the appetizer, Venison in the main. Take the saddle of Rabbit saute in Garlic & Pepper of and Arugula Salad
      April 29, 2020 9:30 AM MDT
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  • 10449
    Who said Thumper was a rabbit? (next you'll be saying the Flower she's wearing is a skunk)
      April 29, 2020 10:29 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Venison and rabbit??
    It sounds to me like you're having a Jack-O-lope for dinner!!
    What is served with Jack-O-lope? 

    Steamed carrots bring out the flavor of the Jack. A tossed green salad with a light vinaigrette dressing will compliment the lope flavor.  As far as the "O," portion, dress the meat with a sprig of thyme, salt and pepper to taste.  The "O" will come from the mint jelly that is a must with Jack-O-lope.
    As far as your starch, you can go with french bread or sough dough rolls.  If you are going to use potatoes, scallop them.  If you go with rice, make it long grain.  Serve with a nice Chardonnay.
    Desert?  A raspberry tart.  French vanilla ice cream is optional.
    I think that covers all the food groups.  Don't forget water to drink along the way of your dining experience.

    A "Jack-O-lope" for dinner!
    Do you have cousins in Wyoming?
    How did you catch such a feast??

    This post was edited by Merlin at April 30, 2020 2:25 PM MDT
      April 28, 2020 11:51 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    Roast or Tenderloin?  I would say the Tenderloin crusted in almonds with a Preesselberries.  I would then say take that 870 and clean while I am cooking This post was edited by Archerchef at April 29, 2020 10:54 AM MDT
      April 29, 2020 9:31 AM MDT
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  • 44177
    How the heck can you tell what shotgun that is?
      April 29, 2020 9:39 AM MDT
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  • 1893
    Easy I still own one.  If you look at the foregrip  and the rifled barrel a dead givaway, Mossbergs, Ithacas, and Winchesters all have slightly different foregrips.  Besides the 870 in Deer Hunter is very popular and has a rifled barrel, Ithaca is the only other one with a factory rifled barrel.Ithacas are just to expensive for a clown dressed like this guy.  Here is a better viewhttps://www.diamanco.gr/Upload/temp/25565-870_Deer_gun/Resize_703x219_white_90_0_0.jpg
    Here is a Mossberg
    Mossberg Model 500 12 Gauge Pump Action Shotgun 30 Full Choke Vent ...

    This post was edited by Archerchef at May 1, 2020 1:18 PM MDT
      April 30, 2020 2:24 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Element, I cordially invite you:
    Come, Dine With Us.. too formal.. 
     Let's Eat!!!

    Wyoming is where
    Dress is anything but tux and ties so beware.
    A band is booked and you'll get hooked!
    Lots of line dancin', square dancin' and a free bar at 5
    So be ready to get in the swing with hollerin' and a jive.

    Don't worry if you're late
    We don't serve the Jack-O-lope until 8

    You can bring one or two more
    but make sure it is you who walk through the door!

    It is a one-time event.
    All your expenses are covered so no excuses on being over-spent.
    Arrangement for the night and air flight out the following day
    has already been covered, by the way.
    See you soon on a once-in-a-lifetime event.
    Thanks again for the AP
    and that is truly meant!
    ;) :)




    This post was edited by Merlin at May 1, 2020 1:44 PM MDT
      May 1, 2020 1:43 PM MDT
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