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Humorous answers, please: what might be the most difficult obstacle a woman has to overcome to get into The Harem? ~

Posted - May 23, 2020

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  • 44175
    Your harem? Me, of course.
      May 23, 2020 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      :(

      May 23, 2020 12:00 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    Their husbands.
      May 23, 2020 9:32 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Hey, wait . . .


      May 23, 2020 10:26 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Abdicating her own self-worth. This post was edited by Don Barzini at May 24, 2020 8:35 PM MDT
      May 23, 2020 9:42 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Well that’s a given. Reach, my friend, dig deep!




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      May 23, 2020 10:25 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    The most difficult is also the most obvious. 
      May 23, 2020 4:19 PM MDT
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  • 9778
    Nausea. Sorry, I couldn't think of a humorous answer.
      May 23, 2020 11:41 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Grrrrrrrrrr. You’re not trying hard enough. 


      May 23, 2020 11:56 AM MDT
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    7268
    The line, so many are camped out during the winter months it's really difficult to wait your turn. 


      May 23, 2020 1:14 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Wow, good point, but you may have missed out on the special notice I sent you.  You have front of the line privileges indefinitely . . . 



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      May 23, 2020 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    she would probably think
    " jeez he loves himself so much
    there is no love for me". haha
      May 23, 2020 2:07 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

    That’s her first mistake, expecting love where only lust exists . . . 


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      May 23, 2020 2:28 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    For some, making sure that that the owner of the Harem becomes a Eunuch before one Ventures in....
    Zheng He ....comes to mind for ,U 2 B Captain...  :)D 

    U did mention humour...but could it be factual ,just to keep things safe...:)D 

    I really don't mind assisting as long as not at the back of the cue and won't get to sea for a while....:) 
      May 23, 2020 3:00 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      I think I’ll assign you a special queue all of your own in a different city at the rear of the wrong building at a sealed-off door that leads to nowhere . . .



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      May 23, 2020 4:11 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Not a wise move todo that to me ,as you either need far far stronger glasses or more likely batting for the same  side still....  :( 
      May 23, 2020 4:42 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      We‘re not going to be subjected to another one of your crying jags, are we?  Grrrrrrrr. 


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      May 23, 2020 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    I think lack of interest is a pretty big obstacle. 
      May 23, 2020 8:12 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Yeah, right. You’re just angry and bitter because your application was shredded during the first round due to your history as a tilde-napper.  Meanwhile, the rest of the ladies are lined up around the block.  So long, Sour Grapes!




    (Oh, by the way, reported.)

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      May 23, 2020 11:57 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Thanks for letting me know.  I thought it was because mayo and guacamole dripped on it from that roast beef sandwich I was eating while filling it out.  
      May 24, 2020 12:30 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Grrrrrrr. You tried to poison me on top of being a tilde-napper?  It’s a good thing I didn’t handle the paperwork myself, I have people who do that for me. 

     


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      May 24, 2020 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Your secretary:  Randy?  Randy?  What's this?  It says it's a harem application.  I've been your secretary for ten years and I haven't seen one of these come in before.

    It's dated 1st of April.

      May 24, 2020 1:02 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      Er, um, that’s not related to official business here at work, it’s a little sideline operation that I handle off-duty, and I have a separate admin staff to process the paperwork. Please don’t bother yourself with it. (Cough, cough.)

      May 24, 2020 10:43 PM MDT
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