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Do you know anyone who (jokingly) states “the only reason I ever cook is so that I don’t get arrested for the deaths of my children”? ~

Posted - May 30, 2020

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  • 5391
    No, but I am familiar with a nice lady whose cooking skills are so abysmal she won’t cook for that same reason. 
      May 30, 2020 7:13 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      How do her children survive?
    ~

      May 30, 2020 10:19 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Pb&j
      May 30, 2020 1:44 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I can appreciate that answer!
    ;) :)!
      May 30, 2020 1:59 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

     

     Sandwiches, mostly sandwiches?  I want to marry that woman!  Hook me up, Don!



    ~

      May 30, 2020 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    I’ll relay that, no promises. 
      May 30, 2020 2:55 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    No.  I DO know someone who states,
    "The reason I don't cook and order take-out or do delivery is so I don't get arrested for the death of my husband." This post was edited by Merlin at May 31, 2020 4:48 AM MDT
      May 30, 2020 2:00 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no, i dont know anyone like that
      June 22, 2020 3:31 PM MDT
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