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Including humorous ones or ridiculous ones, what are some terrible reasons to get divorced? ~

Posted - June 12, 2020

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    7271
    There aren't any.
      June 12, 2020 2:36 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    She put mayo on a sandwich.

    She doesn't like making sandwiches.

    She made guacamole for the party.

    She has bad grammer.  Her gramper's pretty mean also.

    She fed the tildes tacos and beer.



      June 13, 2020 5:03 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      I fail to see the humor: all of those are completely valid, sane, and legal grounds for divorce. I’m sure I’d also qualify to receive lifelong malimony from her.

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      June 13, 2020 6:36 AM MDT
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  • 5455
    No, sorry Randy.  Dictator Livvie says those are completely invalid and illegal reasons for divorce here.  Your first alimony payment will be deducted from your bank account on Monday.  Thank you in advance for your on-time payment.



      June 13, 2020 2:28 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Doesn’t the country of Livviestan have a worse human rights record than North Korea?  I wouldn’t follow any court orders coming out of that crooked regime. Sheesh  


    :|

      June 13, 2020 3:25 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    It does not.  Our nuclear scientists have worked 23 days without a failed UN weapons inspection, a record we're very proud of.  We've also instituted sweeping new human rights reforms, such as better tasting meals for journalists in prison.

      June 13, 2020 3:32 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      And you still force-feed gallons of beer down the gullets of innocent tildes. No cruelty could ever outdo that one. Excuse me, but I’m on hold with Amnesty International and I can’t waste precious time bantering with you. 

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      June 13, 2020 3:35 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    We do not force-feed gallons of beer down the gullets of innocent tildes.  That was only done in the old pre-revolution colonial days.  We now use liters instead of gallons.

      June 13, 2020 3:40 PM MDT
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  • 52905

    Grrrrrrr. 

      June 13, 2020 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    just cause you dont want to be married
      June 13, 2020 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    I guess if one didn't make any promises about staying with a spouse until "death do you part," that would be a good reason.
      June 13, 2020 2:53 PM MDT
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  • 32538
    The question said "terrible reasons to get divorced."
      June 15, 2020 6:32 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    So given a logical statement, you can't deduce the inverse, converse, or contrapositive of that statement?

    I guess that's why I frequently feel a moral obligation to respond to some of your statements.
      June 16, 2020 1:39 PM MDT
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  • 32538
    The point is the answer was applicable to the question.  "Just not wanting to married is a terrible reason for a divorce."
      June 16, 2020 1:50 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    If my point was applicable to the question as you say in your comment, what are you complaining about?

     


      June 19, 2020 2:46 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    I did not post an "answer."

    I posted a comment to someone else's answer.

    So, am I violating some "term of service?"---or do you just not like me?


      


    re you suggesting 
      June 19, 2020 2:54 PM MDT
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  • 32538
    I simply corrected your reply that implied that Pearl's answer was incorrect. HER answer was applicable to the question.  This post was edited by my2cents at June 19, 2020 4:58 PM MDT
      June 19, 2020 4:56 PM MDT
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