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Vague Questions Series: what is an answer you would never give in your entire life? ~

Posted - Mon at 6:54 AM

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  • 31623
    Without a reference question, I find that impossible.
      June 29, 2020 1:27 PM MDT
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      Thank you for your answer. 


      Hey, wait . . .

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      June 29, 2020 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 422
    No, thank you, I'm full.
      June 29, 2020 1:35 PM MDT
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      ~

      June 29, 2020 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 7168
    That's a definite maybe.
      June 29, 2020 1:51 PM MDT
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  • 32950
      June 30, 2020 3:47 AM MDT
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  • 3085
    Yes, Randy.

      June 29, 2020 2:08 PM MDT
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      Trick Question: “Are you ready to forget all about me, Livvie?”

      It feels good to know that you’ll never give that answer. 

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      June 29, 2020 4:36 PM MDT
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  • 3085
    Don't worry, Randy, I won't forget about you!  

    Look!  I was even thinking about you when I went to the store today!


      June 30, 2020 12:04 AM MDT
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      *Later, at trial . . . 


    Assistant District Attorney: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the Prosecution would now beg the court‘s permission to present People’s Exhibit 116A, this screen shot of what the Defendant, Livvie “Kill Randy If It’s The Last Thing I Ever Do” Jones, posted on June 29, 2020 as further proof her abject hatred for him.  She knows full well that Vegemite, mayo and guacamole are like Kryptonite to him, so she purposefully taunts him with them in threatening ways.

    Livvie’s drunk Defense Attorney from Legal Aid: Objection, Your Honor!  The Prosecution has already presented dozens of exhibits, each one worse than the last!  This is going overboard, it’s malicious prosecution, and my client is being dragged through mud with little regard for her rights!

    Judge (and aunt of Randy D): Objection overruled!  Siddown, Counselor, and one more ridiculous outburst out of you and I’ll find you in contempt of this courtroom!  I won’t have a circus here, you understand?  Now go back to sleep like you were during the first six hours of testimony!  Prosecutor, you may proceed. Grrrrrrr.

    Assistant District Attorney: Thank you, Your Honor. You’re too kind, far too kind. Continuing where I left off before the rude interruption, the Defendant’s vile campaign did not end there. People’s Exhibit 116B is a map of the hideout where the Defendant sequestered tildes that rightfully belonged to the poor, suffering, law-abiding Plaintiff, Randy D. Law enforcement officers raided the den of evil-doers and rescued hundreds of the little dears, finding them neglected and malnourished, possibly destined for some tilde-mill in a foreign country . . . 


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    This post was edited by Randy D at July 1, 2020 8:34 PM MDT
      June 30, 2020 3:46 AM MDT
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  • 6056
    Guilty, Your Honor.
      June 29, 2020 4:58 PM MDT
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  • 32950
      June 30, 2020 3:47 AM MDT
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  • 4134
    A rude gesture.
      June 30, 2020 12:56 AM MDT
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      June 30, 2020 3:47 AM MDT
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