(And guess what I'm eating at the moment -- if you guessed a certain pasta and a certain dairy product and a certain fish -- you're right. this is the third time I've made it now.)
I nominate this one! This is because where I live, 107.9 FM is either the oldies station from one city or the conservative talk radio station from different city. Which one it is pretty much depends on what's happening in the atmosphere, I guess, and the afternoon guy on the talk station loves to use this one for his intro music, which is also my candidate for the worst song ever.
So umm yeah, first I was listening to an 80s song I likeon the oldies station when my radio on the kitchen counter lost that signal and this one was all of the sudden hurting my ears.
I've been hanging around your question, trying to listen to the answers. (and trying to think of a song in which to answer myself). Finally got to your "Express Yourself" song posted in your question.
God, that was godawful to my ears. It starts out pretty good - - and then, what happens? He starts making annoying noises and screaming or whatever. I was thinking - - "Hey -- guy - - why are you doing that? Stop it." And soon it became "Shut up, please."
I think you picked a great worst song. At the moment, I can't think of a better worst. :)
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