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What is the best way to abduct an alien?

Posted - July 22, 2020

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  • 50820

     

    Use the Randy Plan:

      Step 1.  Find out which kinds of sandwiches they like . . . 


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      July 22, 2020 7:25 AM MDT
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  • 691
    Is it step two to have Randy taste the sandwiches first?  You ate them all!  Now there are no longer sandwiches to use for extraterrestrial bait.
      July 23, 2020 11:47 PM MDT
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  • 50820

     

      Aw, shucks. Those sandwiches looked so good and I was so hungry. Isn’t there a Sirena Martina plan for catching aliens?

    (Burp.)
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      July 23, 2020 11:51 PM MDT
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  • 691
    Sirena Martina has no plan.  A mermaid must wait for a flying saucer to crash into the ocean before she can catch an alien. 
      July 24, 2020 1:35 AM MDT
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  • 50820

     

      Lol. 

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      July 24, 2020 6:45 AM MDT
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  • 4757
    Wait until he lands his flying saucer.  You can grab him when he steps out for a pee break.  If it's only one alien, you can then take his flying saucer for a joyride. 
      July 22, 2020 11:35 AM MDT
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  • 691
    I think I can grab him and subdue him.  Aliens are puny.





      July 23, 2020 11:57 PM MDT
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  • 335
    I am thinking to step 2 first which would be what to do next if I did abduct an alien.
      July 22, 2020 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 691
    I thought about it.  I'll dress him in cute clothes, then I'll take Instagram selfies with him.
      July 24, 2020 12:00 AM MDT
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  • 7142

    Easy, bowl of Reese’s pieces In a load sensing trap. 


     

      July 22, 2020 5:47 PM MDT
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  • 691
    I'll try again later.  The plan failed.  I ate all of the Reese's Pieces.
      July 24, 2020 12:02 AM MDT
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