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What would you like to get for your next birthday anniversary?

Posted - July 31, 2020

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  • 1817
    maybe a pony or a yacht but what I’m actually getting is a kid 
      July 31, 2020 8:41 AM MDT
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  • Yay!  Instead of balloons and cake you get to not sleep or have a free second of time to yourself. 
      July 31, 2020 8:44 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    instead of balloons and cake I get to rip my vagina in half and poop myself in front of half a dozen people. such a beautiful day for everyone 
      July 31, 2020 8:47 AM MDT
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  • *sigh*  The beautiful miracle that is life.  I'm sure you'll still be glowing through all of it.  
      July 31, 2020 8:53 AM MDT
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  • 4631
    Sounds like you're not a first timer in the birthing ward.
    But there are ways of avoiding the pooping and ripping.

    I had a girlfriend who asked me to help stretch her for six weeks before the due date.
    This is so intimate and radical that I don't know how many people would be willing to do it.  Her partner, the father of her kids had refused (which I thought was very selfish of him.)
    The technique is to massage first with lots of oil, and  introduce objects. Improvise with bottles and jars heated with warm water. Start with a d*ldo, and use tiny increases. The idea is to stretch the skin around the entry until it can comfortably expand to permit a bottle or jar 11 cm or 4 ⅓  inches, the size of the baby's head. The mother is the guide; she says how much is enough and when to stop.
    For my friend Louise it worked. She had a hard time labouring on her back but near the end, when she turned herself over into doggie position, the baby slid out as though coming down a slippery dip. This post was edited by inky at July 31, 2020 2:36 PM MDT
      July 31, 2020 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    it actually is my first time! I’m just nervous about birth so i do constant research. i will look into what you’re talking about tho because i want To have a natural birth without any medication and if that’s one more thing I can do to make it easier, even if i don’t manage the entire 4.5 inches until the actual baby comes, i figure anything helps. I also heard about birthing being easier and safer on all fours, so it’s weird they make you lay on your back to begin with. it makes sense tho because on all fours you have gravity to help you a bit as well. Thanks for the advice! 
      July 31, 2020 2:36 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    You will have another birthday to celebrate. Due date? We'll have a pool.
      July 31, 2020 1:23 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    january 31 2021! my birthday is january 30 lol 
      July 31, 2020 2:37 PM MDT
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  • Hmm, I might be ready for a PlayStation 5 by then. 
      July 31, 2020 8:43 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      An assurance that it will not be my last. 

    ~

      July 31, 2020 10:14 AM MDT
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  • 952
    Year back so that I can live it again!
      July 31, 2020 12:25 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    Younger.  
      July 31, 2020 1:18 PM MDT
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  • 9778
    It's 11 months away. I want the virus gone by then.
      July 31, 2020 4:29 PM MDT
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  • 52905
    Yes!
    ~
      July 31, 2020 4:30 PM MDT
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