What would be the best way to hold a duck’s attention?

I got the ducks a card while I was out, give to them please. 

Like anyone could look a duck in the eye and say that. 

You have to brave and upfront with the ducks, just do it. I’m helping you. 

Took a picture of one of them for you.

Oh....okay I don’t think I will be able to stop by your office today for lunch. 

You have no appreciation for nature. 

I want the CUTE ducks. 

You don't even know him.  Just forget it. 

Lol okay :) will try that. 

Why do you say that? Maybe I just Woke up and realized ducks are my passion now. 

 

  Don’t worry; it‘ll pass just like all the other fads and trends you’ve followed for ten milliseconds before you gave them up. 

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If I’ve already replied to a post it’s illegal to delete it and repost just Cos you don’t want the “Edited square“,  reported for being too you. This post was edited by Jaimie at August 3, 2020 12:39 PM MDT

 

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Okay thanks, now I have the stupid edited box, that’s fine. 

 

  See?  Better you than me. 

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Lol, okay fine. 

These are snob ducks, my bread isn’t fancy enough for them.