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Randy D

Okay, I hope this doesn’t start another war: how do you properly peel a banana?

 

*Just Asking, this post is dedicated to you.  (Please, your profuse praise is embarrassing me, thank me later.)




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Posted - August 21, 2020
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  • I peel down from the stem. Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?
      August 21, 2020 7:26 AM MDT
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  • 52936

     

      Dust off your helmet and flak jacket, pal; this means WAR!



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      August 21, 2020 7:44 AM MDT
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  • 7334
    So have I, OH the HoRRor of it all!!
      August 21, 2020 9:25 AM MDT
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  • 52936

     


      Yes, HoneyDew, I’m afraid so.  You’ve hidden from me that you’re a stem-peeler.  You knew from the beginning that I’m a staunch bottom-peeler. I can’t consort with the enemy.  Don’t look back as you go, it’s much easier that way on both of us . . . . (sniff, sniff).


    :|

      August 21, 2020 9:38 AM MDT
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  • 10466
    You peel it from the bottom towards the stem. Even monkeys know that.
      August 21, 2020 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 52936

     

      You’ve just been promoted to commanding officer of the First Provisional Defense Detachment. 



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      August 21, 2020 8:31 AM MDT
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  • 10466
    Just as long as I don't have to eat said banana (yuck!).
      August 21, 2020 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 9872
    You're supposed to peel them? Maybe that's why I don't really care for them.
      August 21, 2020 8:59 AM MDT
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  • 10466
    Could one say that you don't find them 'appeeling'?
      August 21, 2020 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 52936

     

      (Folks, now you know why I can never take her anywhere.)

    :|

      August 21, 2020 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 7919
    Wait... people peel them from the wrong end? What kind of heathens do we have on this site?!? :o 
      August 21, 2020 10:57 AM MDT
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  • 52936

     

     

      I see what you did there, fence-sitter. Grrrrrrrr.


      

      August 21, 2020 11:19 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    I prefer to do things improperly, it's more fun!
      August 21, 2020 12:56 PM MDT
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  • 52936

     

      (Minister of Consequences, turn this British woman over to The Tribunal. She’s the exact kind of troublemaker we were warned to look out for.)

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      August 21, 2020 3:35 PM MDT
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  • 520
    From the end that's opposite of the stem.
      August 21, 2020 3:45 PM MDT
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  • 52936

      It's obvious that sanity prevails here.  

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      August 21, 2020 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 520
    That's the only proper way to do it.
      August 22, 2020 11:41 AM MDT
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  • 44226
    I stare at it, and it peels itself out of fear.
      August 21, 2020 4:04 PM MDT
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  • 520
      August 21, 2020 4:55 PM MDT
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  • 52936

      That never works!  Master-At-Arms, off to the brig with this one!  Grrrrrrr.

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      August 21, 2020 7:16 PM MDT
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  • 32661
    Sharp knife. Slice in the center. Remove peeling from the center to the ends. 
      August 21, 2020 4:37 PM MDT
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  • 52936

      Apparently a spy for the Dark Side.  Drag her off to the prison camp and throw her under a cell until she's ready to cooperate.
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      August 21, 2020 7:18 PM MDT
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  • 32661
    Another use for my sharp knife.....
      August 21, 2020 8:18 PM MDT
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  • 52936

     

    This calls for a strip search. Drop ’em!

     


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      August 21, 2020 11:44 PM MDT
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