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Why would someone say to Randy D, “This isn’t personal, it’s just business.”?

 

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Posted - September 15

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  • 13452
    Was she a prostitute?
      September 15, 2020 4:17 PM MDT
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  • 36254

     

      Well, it’s not how I roll . . . 

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      September 15, 2020 4:58 PM MDT
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  • 32897
      September 15, 2020 4:46 PM MDT
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  • 36254

     

      Wait, can’t we talk about this?

    :(

      September 15, 2020 4:57 PM MDT
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  • 32897
    Give up your harem.
      September 15, 2020 5:04 PM MDT
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  • 36254

     

      You have The Princess, right, so what would you need with dozens of Harem women?

    :(

      September 15, 2020 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 32897
    I am not allowed to do un-Knightly things with her, so...
      September 15, 2020 5:09 PM MDT
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  • 36254

     

      Oh! I wasn’t aware!

    (Wait a second. What the heck good is she then?  Grrrrr.)




    :[

      September 15, 2020 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 32897
    Uh-oh. I hope she doesn't see that. She's a good listener and I can tell her things I can't tell my wife. Plus she loves me.
      September 15, 2020 5:22 PM MDT
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  • 36254

     

      Sure, pour coffee into her all day long and it it’s the only way she’s happy. Other than that, what’s the attraction?  Give me a coffee-detester any time over all of that craziness. Yuck!



    This post was edited by Randy D at September 15, 2020 5:46 PM MDT
      September 15, 2020 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 32897
    She hired me to eliminate nay-sayers.
      September 15, 2020 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 36254

     

      My non-coffee-drinking women and I are not afraid. 


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      September 15, 2020 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 6314
    Escorts are paid to be to nice to you. Don't read too much into it.
      September 16, 2020 10:21 AM MDT
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  • 36254

     

      How would you know something like that?  I thought you were a classy lady, real sophisticated and very demure and elegant!  Wait, exactly what was your line of work before retirement?
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      September 16, 2020 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 6314
    Whatever line of work I was in, you can be sure I did it with class.
      September 16, 2020 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 4523
    For some reason, I'm picturing a few  of those forensic tech guys hauling all of the electronics out of your house. Since they're your former colleagues, the quote is most appropriate. 

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      September 16, 2020 6:19 PM MDT
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  • 36254


      ((((Are you the one who turned me in?  Why, you . . .   Listen, I don't know how much reward money they paid you, but if you'll recant your information and agree not to testify at any trial, I'll double it.  Shhhhhhhhhh.))))





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      September 16, 2020 11:36 PM MDT
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