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Ladies...who wants to join my harem? The pay is great, 30 days paid vacation, free health care and best of all...you get me.

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Posted - September 15, 2020

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  • 10037
    Jeezus. You guys and your harems. 
      September 15, 2020 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    You can have one, too. I'll join.
      September 15, 2020 5:59 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    I guess I can sort of see the appeal, now that I think about it. I was all prepared to say something appropriately condemnable, but I can't do it. 

    :)
      September 15, 2020 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    There is a signing bonus.
      September 15, 2020 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Oh, hell no! I meant in having my OWN, I can see the appeal. 

    Signing bonus, my foot. Shaking My Head! 
      September 15, 2020 6:10 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    Not even for me?
      September 15, 2020 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Yeah, I don't know you like that, dude. 

    :)
      September 15, 2020 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Please remember the terms of the contract that you signed with me: Chapter 2, Page 4, lines 11 and 12 clearly state that a woman cannot serve two harems, for she would love one and hate the other. Better to uncleave thine self from the first if tempted by another. In the event that that happens, all Randy D property and massage techniques remain with The Harem. 


    ~

      September 15, 2020 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    This is hysterical!! You don't know how much I needed a laugh like this. Thanks, dude. 
      September 15, 2020 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    Does the contract state that she can't have her own stable?
      September 15, 2020 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Even then, I wouldn't sign it. Unless it was for a lot of money. And high quality stable boys. And 45 days of paid vacation WITH use of the company jet, semi-annual performance reviews with salary increases....
      September 15, 2020 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Not literate?  No problem, just make your X on the dotted line, please.  Thank you.


    ~

      September 15, 2020 6:32 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    HIGH QUALITY stable boys, I said. 

    )
      September 15, 2020 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      I’m the best there is, haven’t you been informed?
    ~

      September 15, 2020 7:50 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    First thing I'm noticing is questionable tattoo choices. That being said, it's impossible to know his language by that photo. 

    )
      September 15, 2020 9:16 PM MDT
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  • 52905


      The photo is not truly representative of me: I'd never wear a crown, but even if I had to, it certainly wouldn't be a jeweled one.  Too close to being a tiara.

    :(
      September 15, 2020 9:54 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Of course it isn't. 
    Of course you wouldn't. 
    Of course it would be. 

    :)
      September 16, 2020 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    Will this do?

      September 16, 2020 7:19 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      It’ll do for representing you, Professor, it doesn’t represent me. 

    ~

      September 16, 2020 7:44 AM MDT
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  • 10037
    Hahahaha! That's great! 

    Maybe I'd be reasonably compatible with a math/science nerd-type? If people who are coupled are supposed to be complimentary of each other, not necessarily similar, nor opposite. 

    Hmmm... I think I might be thinking right, that I think I'm overthinking this . 

    =)
      September 16, 2020 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    Stoned again.
      September 16, 2020 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Right on. Right on. Right on. 
      September 16, 2020 5:28 PM MDT
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  • 52905

    She certainly may. The rotation only gives each woman part of one night with me to herself once every couple of weeks, so there’s a lot of down time.


    ~

      September 15, 2020 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Sister Wives.

    There's a reality show for you. 

      September 15, 2020 6:37 PM MDT
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